"Let It Be"
(Beatles)
When I find my code in tons of touble,
Friends and colleages come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."
As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."
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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C.
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I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.
If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.
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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C.
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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.
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guitar solo
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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL.
Write in C.
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And when the screen is fuzzy,
And the editor is bugging me.
I'm sick of ones and zeros,
Write in C.
A thousand people sware that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C.
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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is '80s,
Write in C.
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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
The government loves ADA,
Write in C.
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YOUR DOG IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
YOUR DOG IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
DEAD HASKELL
DEAD HASKELL
YOUR DOG IS LAAAAAAAAAAAZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YOUR DOG IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
YOUR DOG IS NOT FUNCTIONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
YOUR DOG IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
YOUR DOG IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
YOUR DOG IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
DEAD HASKELL
DEAD HASKELL
YOUR DOF IS DED, I MENA HASKEL
YOUR DOF IS DED, I MENA HASKEL
>>4
That's pretty good. You should consider releasing it under the GNU General Public License.
Name:
Anonymous2009-12-10 8:53
>>6
it's public domain. that's better.
lol, the GNU license is larger than the song itself. only rimmus would do that
Name:
Anonymous2009-12-10 9:43
>>7
Unfortunately the law doesn't really allow anything to be truly "public domain".
Just put it under the FreeBSD license and nobody will know the difference.
Name:
Anonymous2009-12-10 10:04
ain't got no bool stdbool.h
Name:
Anonymous2009-12-10 10:20
>>7
PROTIP:legalese is a special language intended to be non-ambigous
If not for the legalese, the license would read something like:
Give users the right to the four freedoms when you pass on a copy of this software or any derivative of it.
This song is licensed under the WTFPL. DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
Version 2, December 2004
Copyright (C) 2004 Sam Hocevar
14 rue de Plaisance, 75014 Paris, France
Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
as the name is changed.
DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
here's a little song i wrote,
about the language Dennis Ritchie wrote.
don't worry, C happy.
ain't got no bool ain't got no class,
but somehow you last and last.
don't worry, C happy.
ain't as low as ASM,
but you still program the syst-em.
don't worry, C happy.
your boss says your loops ain't great,
infinitly iterate.
don't worry, C happy.
i got, segfaults and pointer math.
don't baby me with that python crap.
a don't worry, C happy.
satori has always come from scheme,
but it can't program my washing machine.
don't worry, C happy.
compiler don't quite understand my code,
demons come flying out my nose.
don't worry, C happy.
java isn't all that great,
virtual machines are a waste of space.
don't worry, C happy.