Write in C.

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"Let It Be"
(Beatles)
When I find my code in tons of touble,
Friends and colleages come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."
As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."
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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C.
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I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.
If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.
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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C.
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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.
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guitar solo
}
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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL.
Write in C.
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And when the screen is fuzzy,
And the editor is bugging me.
I'm sick of ones and zeros,
Write in C.
A thousand people sware that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C.
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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is '80s,
Write in C.
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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
The government loves ADA,
Write in C.
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here's a little song i wrote,
about the language Dennis Ritchie wrote.
don't worry, C happy.

ain't got no bool ain't got no class,
but somehow you last and last.
don't worry, C happy.

ain't as low as ASM,
but you still program the syst-em.
don't worry, C happy.

your boss says your loops ain't great,
infinitly iterate.
don't worry, C happy.

i got, segfaults and pointer math.
don't baby me with that python crap.
a don't worry, C happy.

satori has always come from scheme,
but it can't program my washing machine.
don't worry, C happy.

compiler don't quite understand my code,
demons come flying out my nose.
don't worry, C happy.

java isn't all that great,
virtual machines are a waste of space.
don't worry, C happy.