/prog/ - Renaming CS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 9:23

since "computer science" is not fitting name for computer science, how would /prog/ call it ?

i would pick "logic engineering" or "nigger wizardry".

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 9:24

algorithmic engineering

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 9:55

>>1,2
It's not really engineering though

How about 'applied discrete mathematics with an enterprise leaning'

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 9:56

>>3
Doesn't quite carry the same charm as "nigger wizardry," though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 10:03

Actually CS is OK as long as you think of it as of Conjuring Spirits.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 10:04

Conjuring Spirits
(quick fix)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 10:33

Conjuring Sprites amirite

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 11:38

cunt sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 11:43

SCiSsoring

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 11:55

>>9
scisor my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 12:15

[code]/*************************************************
TODO: rename computer science
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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 12:30

s/ter.+/ting/

Done.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 12:46

>>1
lisp theory

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 13:46

Wizardry

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 14:23

I could destroy you! I could beat your ass off! I have self control so I won't!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 15:04

>>13
lrn 2 sage?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 15:05

>>16
LEARN MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 15:52

Informatics.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 16:15

Computer Dicking

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 16:24

>>19
this is quite fitting

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 18:56

>>18

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-06 23:44

Software Engineering.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 0:25

>>22
I am in a software engineering program. I'm switching out of it next year.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 4:29

Scalable Enterprise Solution Science

Name: /jp/ 2009-12-07 5:02

My uni calls it Information Engineering in japanese^[1].

References----
^{1 - http://www.ics.keio.ac.jp/drupal/}

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 5:12

>>25

even though i like coloured loli and bankai, you make me sick japanese bastard

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 7:07

it's Coding Stuff for the Software Enterprise.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 9:26

>>25
Information engineering is a good name.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 12:08

Gerald

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 15:03

selecting enterprise elucidations eschewing sophomoric snags

I call it "see ess".

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-07 16:16

>>30
It's pronounced "Ses"

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:05

<-- check em dubz

Name: tray 2012-03-14 22:55

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Name: James Gosling 2013-04-06 16:10

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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-06 18:44

>>25

le nope

http://www.ics.keio.ac.jp/drupal/en

Dept. of Information and Computer Science, Keio Univ.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-27 20:59

how about
computational mathematics?

but there's a lot of experimentation too, it's a mix of math and science really

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 8:59

"Data Science"

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 9:20

>>37
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 14:03

Cock Sucking

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 14:23

Information science or Data science

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 14:45

Cock Saging

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 14:50

check my d-bus

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 16:58

Occult sciences

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-28 19:25

Cis Scum (check your privilege)

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 0:09

"Computer science" is fine and accurate.

>>42
There already is information science.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 0:40

>>47
Computer science is a misnomer because it's not about computers. Computer science is actually about information.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 7:48

install gentoo

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 8:46

"lowest possible margin of elitism"

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 13:00

>>48
nope, just think about it
it wouldn't exist without computers

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 17:57

>>51
Computers are to computer science as tractors are to geometry.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 18:03

>>51
Astronomy wouldn't exist without telescopes either but that doesn't mean telescope science is a sensible name for it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 18:48

>>53
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 20:12

>>34
pls CIA stop trying to make Russia look weak
I'm front row at the mass games

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 20:34

install gentoo

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 21:14

>>53
>lel so smart with these analogies
all applications of computer science are done with computers
it's not like astronomy where you just observe and predict
it's the science of what you can do with it

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 21:21

>>57
>lel i use a meme i prove you wrong

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 21:35

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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 21:39

>>58
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_analogy

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 23:20

>>57
I bet you believe that geometry is all about farming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-30 23:57

Aspergers Studies

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-31 0:08

>>53
Pretty sure it would, mang.
You're quite able to look at the stars without a telescope, just like Ada Lovelace was able to write programs for a computer that didn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-31 3:32

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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-31 6:44

>>61
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-31 10:47

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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-31 19:44

>>38
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