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Java is Terrible

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:23

Reason: Applets cannot be run as executable .JAR files.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:27

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:27

There's a lot of reason Java sucks, but that's not one of them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:28

>>3 a lot of reason

Got security problems?  I feel for you, son.

I've got 99 problems but a breach ain't one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:30

>>3
What? yes it is

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:32

>>3
Are you saying Java is the only way to write "safe" code?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:59

I have received a lot of .jar files, but not one of them has contained a Java applet. Many of them have contained code of other sorts though.

Name: JAVA EXPERT 2009-12-02 20:07

You can't export applets to executable .jar files.

PROVE ME WRONG!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 20:21

>>8
how?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 21:13

>>1
Nobody does this!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 21:50

>>10
Because you can't!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 23:39

You make believe
that everything's OK
until you're crying

You make believe
that life is long
until you're dying

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 0:23

I lost my way

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 7:27

I've been searching for so long, but i can't find my way,
back to my sad lover's arms.
back to my sad lover's arms

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 12:16

overcome by OO shit
i sink deeper
into sadness
java

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-03 12:57

>>14
back to my sad lover's anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 3:06

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 1:31

>>1
can it be done? I was wondering this myself

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 5:54

(1) derp don't know Java or how jar files work
(2) supposed to be using WebStart anyway

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 12:06

java archive stands for jar

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-05 18:41

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffjava

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 13:07

We stile havent Resolved if this is possible.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-11 14:09

>>22
associate .jar with an extract+run utility, then double click a firefox theme to discover exactly why you're a fucking moron.

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