I fucking hate bloggers

Today I encountered several blogs written by people who call themselves programming fanatics. Their site was littered with little badges like "Certified Scrum Master", "I'm against if's", "I use TDD", you get the disgusting idea.

Anyway, in each and every one post the fucking blogger described some god damn Ruby framework or test utility, told how he is going to utilize it in his pet project and provided some useless graphs or benchmarks. None of the posts had any comments because no one cares, not even the other fanatics because they're too busy whoring the attention to themselves.

It's not totally unlike the hipster subculture in music. All they do is babble about frameworks and languages you haven't ever heard about (and don't want to).

It's not totally unlike the furry subculture either. Half of their work seems to be attending Agile Seminars around the world with people as fanatic as them and taking part in unfathomable evening activities.

PIG DISGUSTING.

yeah.
i dislike most blogs too.
that's why i don't read them.

>>1
and yet, you continue to read them. Methinks that the poster doth protest too much.

>>1
C++ programmer detected.

I'm against if's
Don't forget "Integers considered harmful"

Back to your blog, OP.

>>5
No ifs
No ints
Fox only
Final Destination

this is so on target

>>1
agree'd PIG DISGUSTING,

http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/aactd/something_has_gone_horribly_wrong_in_the/

Dude, at least the furries are getting laid.

fuck you and fuck reddit

>>10
Dude, not cool

fuck you, fuck reddit and fuck 4chan

Today I encountered a thread by a person styling himself as a programming purist. His post was littered with little tidbits such as PIG DISGUSTING and "useless" and you get the disgusting idea.

Anyway, in each and every paragraph the fucking poster described some god damn greivance regarding blogs by people who waste their time on Ruby implementations and uninformative graphs and benchmarks. His thread had no constructive posts because no one cares, not even the other /prog/gers because they're too busy reading SICP.

It's not unlike opinion polls on major news outlets that babble about problems afflicting people you don't even know (and don't want to.)

It's not totally unlike the weeaboo subculture either. Half of their work seems to be fapping to ink and paper, and fantisizing about female voices squealing "yamete kudasai!".

KOPIPE MY ANUS

Blogs always have been and always will be utter bullshit.

SHUT UP YOU BLOG READING FAGGOT

Those are not programmers. They're software engineers.

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1250330533/10,12,18,21