/prog/ - /prog/ finishing moves

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 20:24

My favorite is good old fashioned return 0

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 20:27

SIGSEGV

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 20:36

mov eax, 1

xor ebx, ebx

int 80

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 20:37

>>3
FUCK

s/80/80h/;

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 20:42

abort()

Name: UUDDLRLRAB 2009-12-01 20:46

The only finishing move is not to play.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 21:17

}

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 21:25

call/cc

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 21:31

"GRUNNER"

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 21:32

>>9
FUUUUCK I was about to say that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 21:42

"GRUNNER"

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 22:06

>>9,11
You lose. Watch and learn from a real Fjolnir champion:

*

"GRUNNUR"

;

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 22:36

You know what I miss about BASIC?

END and WEND

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 22:57



      end

     end

    end

   end

  end

 end

end

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 23:00

assert(0)

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 0:20

You forgot your semicolon, OP. return 0;

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 1:33

__END__

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 4:05

^C

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 4:12

ctrl alt delete

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 4:40

>>13
FUCK were the people who designed BASIC high or something
If - EndIf, Sub - End Sub, Function - End Function, Type - End Type, With - End With but While - WEnd
this pisses me off so much

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 5:43

niggers

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 5:44

niggers
niggers

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 5:57



xor ax, ax

int 4Ch

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 6:19

                                            break;

                                            }

                                        }

                                    }

                                }

                            }

                        } // for

                    }

                }

            }

        }

    } // if

}



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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 6:35

>>24
fuck viral licenses

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 8:29

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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 8:59

fname)))))))))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 9:09

return main

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 9:31

Don't need one. Implicit PROGN's return the value for me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 10:42

/thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 11:15

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Name: This is illegal and deprecated 2009-12-02 11:59

new Thread().stop()

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 12:12

abort!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 13:10

>>31
OH MY GOD DID THAT LAST CAT DIE?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 13:16

>>34
rofl[i]![/i]

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 13:19

This thread has been threadstopped. You can't reply anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 16:37

return maybe;

Name: HMA MEME FAN 2009-12-02 16:40

>>37
return Nothing

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 16:46

GOTO 39

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 16:50

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 16:51

>>38
return ()

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 17:12

return MY_ANUS;

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 17:43

System.exit(0);

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 17:44

exit MY_ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 17:48

exit MY_VAJINA

Name: EMACS MEME FAN 2009-12-02 18:01

^X^C

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:02

print;

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:04



int main(void)

{

  do_everything();

  return 0;

}

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:05

/quit

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:10

kill(1, 9);

for(;;) {

  // oh I can't kill init can I?

  fork();

  malloc(1024);

}

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 18:27

F,F,D,D LK
_{Liu Kang wins.}
FATALITY!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 20:01

>>20
The inequality operator is <>

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 21:00

int FinishUp() {

   int pleasure = cummed( INSIDE );

   assert( pleasure > 9000 );

   return pleasure;

}

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 21:23

system.out.printlf("""done)!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 3:08

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1250330533/10,12,18,21

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-04 18:34

^W

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