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best programming language?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 10:22

it's java, right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 10:25

In before trolls trolling trolls recursively.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 10:34

>>2
In before trolls trolling trolls recursively trolling trolls recursively.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 10:35

Everyone knows it's Prolog.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 10:36

This thread is step one of the next phase of shitstorm.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 10:50

Please try to ignore troll threads

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 10:52

BBCODE.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 11:07

>>7
lol

Name: THREAD STOP 2009-11-30 11:13

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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 11:35

realu

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 12:23

Euphoria

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 14:48

C

Name: PHPAdvocate !MMMMmmmmJQ 2009-11-30 15:20

PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 15:21

TROLLGOL

>>13
Hi, Fake Martin

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 16:15

Yes. I'm a C programmer. So? I don't see a problem. I embraced my UNIX soul long ago and I am happy together with my compiler (who is a cute layered front/backend design!). We have a fucking lot of functions in and outside of the kernel and I am pretty compact and resource conserving.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and beat off to your stupid garbage collection shit while I #INCLUDE <stdio.h> with my preprocessor.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 16:19

Yes. I'm a LISP programmer. So? I don't see a problem. I embraced my functional soul long ago and I am happy together with my car (who is my cute other car!). We have a fucking lot of lambdas in and outside other closures and I am pretty printing and referentially transparent.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and beat off to your stupid Von Neumann machine while I eval/apply SEXPs with my metacircular evaluator.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 16:36

LISP
referentially transparent

SJATTM!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 16:44

>>17
NYJMUA

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 16:58

>>18
YIA, BYSTTDI.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 17:07

>>19
I still what?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 17:21

>>19
YIA = Yes I Am,
BYSTTDI = But You Should Try This Delicious Icing

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 18:04

>>21
Really?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 18:07

>>21
s/This Delicious Icing/To Decipher It/

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 18:13

the tasty mean, she just ate it

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-30 18:17

Heteroptera

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT ENTERPRISE 2009-12-01 1:01

>>1
Yes it is, actually. Although not necessary because of the syntax.

Java is the most universal type-safe language with garbage collection. It is { nearly | all } open source at this point, and has the best open source IDEs in the industry.

Unfortunately, like all of its predecessors, it is gorged with legacy cruft, thus leading to a burdensome and bulky runtime and crippled execution speed. It also suffers difficulty with deployment, likely originating from massive cock-blocks by Microsoft in the early days.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 2:18

C, hands down.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 9:58

TROLLGOL
/r/ specs or at least some kind of tutorial.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 10:15

Fjölnir.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 11:31

>>28
http://dis.4chan.org/prog/

It's not the most organized documentation, but you'll pick it up fairly quickly. Most people start writing TROLLGOL programs within a week or two.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 19:23

I dont even like Prolog.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 20:13

>>30
It only took me about two days to start writing TROLLGOL. I'm not at enterprise level yet, but I can appreciate it when I see it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 8:17

>>32
I've decided to learn TROLLGOL too. What are the best design patterns?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 8:18

>>33
Half of them are stolen from blub anyway

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-26 19:07

C++ is the language. Period.

Name: Paul Graham 2009-12-26 23:44

Arc.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 0:33

The best programming language is machine code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 0:38

I prefer hex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 16:25

>>37
Which machine?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 17:14

CLEARLY C#

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 18:03

I choose hex!

Name: VIPPER 2009-12-27 18:47

Hey,
I am really into Computer Programming, i am only 15 but i would like to ask you about it, is there any way that i can email you and ask you a few things, my email sean@seantheblogger.com, i saw ya on the late late show well done :)

sean

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 19:07

>>42
Back to PCollision, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:40

>>39
The Machine Code.
...
Obviously...

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:55

It's Godly LINQ.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 2:27

The Algorithmic Language Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 18:42

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 17:56


 I wonder what color panties is she wearing

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 19:26


Not a single mention of "idiot" in the post, and you get that out of it.

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