My new programming language

let me show you it.

I'v just implemented sieve of dickcockstrathonis, I thought this is a great opportunity to explain my languague: it's basically perl or someshit.

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WHY DOES EVERY MOTHERFUCKER TODAY MAKE A NEW PROGAMMING LANGUAGE AND WRITE ABOUT IT AS IF ANYONE GIVES A CUNT?

I'v just implemented sieve of dickcockstrathonis
What is the running time of this "sieve of dickcockstrathonis", and can you describe the basic idea behind the algorithm for those of us unfamiliar with this particular technique?

god damn fucking autist.
I fucking hate you. You're the same idiot taking CS terminology, adding cuss words. just fuck off you humorless fuck.

Go

Nat : Type;
0 : Nat;
succ : Nat > Nat;

#!
+ : Nat > Nat > Nat
  = $0? m! m
  | $succ n? m! + n (succ m);
!#

+ m = $0? m
    | $succ n! + (succ m) n;

List : Nat > Type > Type;
nil : t < List 0 t;
cons : n < t < t > List n t > List (succ n) t;

sum : n < List n Nat > Nat
    = $cons x xs? + x (sum xs)
    | $nil! 0;

map : n < a < (a > a) > List n a > List n a
    = f! $nil? nil
       | $cons x xs! cons (f x) (map f xs);

(foldr : n < a < b < (a > b > b) > b > List n a > b)
       f z = $nil? z
           | $cons x xs! f x (foldr f z xs);

(foldr1 : n < a < b < (a > b > b) > b > List (succ n) a > b)
        f z ($cons x xs) = foldr f x xs;

foldl f z = $nil? z
          | $cons x xs! foldl f (f z x) xs;

foldl1 f ($cons x xs) = foldl f x xs;

Matrix = m < n < t < List m (List n t);

mul : a < b < c < t < Matrix a b t > Matrix b c t > Matrix a c t
    =

If you continue this rapid replacement of scientists with artists, we'll be left with nothing...

>>6
...nothing but an industry filled with revolutionary ideas no longer being held back by close minded, ignorant people.

>>7
I trolled myself in the mouth a little.

Java and C# should (thankfully) be the last "high level programming languages" we need until they thoroughly implement the qubit.

Then they create Fractal C.

>>3
then how to replace `close minded` ?  Would you mind replacing the close minded with artists ?

Sinerely!

keep you're mind close and you're anus closer

>>1
why OP? because someone will inevitable make a thread about it on reddit about how innovate and revolutionary it is.  Then someone from /prog/ will read the reddit post and then post about it here, and we all know the greatest honor for a language designer is to be talked about on /prog/ and reddit.

Hey, OP! My new programming language is called RAPIDCODE! Exclamation point included in name. Here's a simple fib-gen.


fib=/fib-gen/"n"{
    int a, b = 0, 1
    for in foundIn rangeOf"n"{
        a, b = b, a + b      }
    ret a       }

do::fib"20"

>>9
I haven't read my Structure and Interpretation of Quantum Bits today ;_;

However I am looking forward to Fractal C.

>>5
OH that's where you posted it, frankly I didn't even notice.

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1250330533/10,12,18,21

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