So I watched Twilight

The first one. It had rifftrax so it's all good.

I don't understand, why do girls like this? I mean I understand why they like chick flicks but Twilight is just horrible no matter what.

"I KILLED PEOPLE, I WANT UR BLOOD"
"LOL ITS OK I TRUST U"


"I BREAK INTO UR HOUSE AND WATCH U SLEEP AT NIGHT"
"LOL UR SO CUTE EDWARD"

So can someone explain why would anyone like this?

>>5
Murderers are OK as long as they're cute enough. They give girls a sense of danger which they enjoy. Why do you think drug dealers and the like usually have dedicated girlfriends?