/prog/ - So I watched Twilight

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 3:46

The first one. It had rifftrax so it's all good.

I don't understand, why do girls like this? I mean I understand why they like chick flicks but Twilight is just horrible no matter what.

"I KILLED PEOPLE, I WANT UR BLOOD"
"LOL ITS OK I TRUST U"

"I BREAK INTO UR HOUSE AND WATCH U SLEEP AT NIGHT"
"LOL UR SO CUTE EDWARD"

So can someone explain why would anyone like this?

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2009-11-22 4:04

HAXUS THE GREAT

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 4:06

>>1
girls are bitches without rational thought.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 4:09

women love strong, dangerous men, OP.
weak men generally misunderstand and see this as irrationality

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 4:20

>>4
"I kill people and want to kill you, also I sneak into your house and watch you sleep" is not a strong man, and people are generally put off by murderers and stalkers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 4:21

what the fuck does this have to do with programming?
OP, did you get replaced by an artist or what?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 4:26

>>6
It's obvious that >>1 is an artist.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 4:29

There is a common theme being shown from your examples:

Bitches want what they want when they want it.

Thus their inconsistency is actually consistent.

Here is an educational video again exemplifying such behavior.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f39_1180686387

Now that this is addressed, please don't use /prog/ to complain about bitches. I can get enough of that elsewhere on the internets (same rule also applies to hot bitches--so please no more Leah Culver).

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 4:31

This thread makes me so fucking angry.
Even more than the nomad thread.
FUCK I RAGE FUBLAGHRAGghysjzklcyhBTDDWYAJFHD

Name: Gaylord Desperado 2009-11-22 4:38

>>1
OP are you gay? The virile chest Edwards, the manly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 5:24

>>8
Have you seen Leah Culver's acne scars?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 5:41

OP must be one of those "artists" that M.Dickie was speaking of.

Name: MDickie 2009-11-22 5:44

>>12
You're taking this too literally...

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 7:33

>>5
Murderers are OK as long as they're cute enough. They give girls a sense of danger which they enjoy. Why do you think drug dealers and the like usually have dedicated girlfriends?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 7:55

>>14
Because they're nice guys.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 8:24

>>14
discount crack

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 9:16

>>7
But who did he replace?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-22 9:28

>>14
free Satori!

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Name: ">Anonymous 2009-11-22 9:56

goodbye shitty offtopic thread

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Name: ">Anonymous 2009-11-22 9:56

goodbye shitty offtopic thread

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Name: 1970-01-01 0:00

Name: ">Anonymous 2009-11-22 9:56

goodbye shitty offtopic thread

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