Gay OO argh

I suppose I better learn one of them gay OO business oriented to be able to code inane custom apps for some corporate...

I come from the C demoscene school, so using OO and especially using stuff like .NET or JVM to me is like pulling my eyes out with a spoon; but the world changes nobody cares about pure performance anymore it seems. I gotta go with the flow...

So, which is the lesser of two evils for someone like me?
C# or Java?
(or any other you might suggest)

>>33
I lol'd, though I must ask you this: do you really think people hate PHP adn Java because they don't understand them? I'll leave Sepples out because it's possible that no one understands it.