Gay OO argh

I suppose I better learn one of them gay OO business oriented to be able to code inane custom apps for some corporate...

I come from the C demoscene school, so using OO and especially using stuff like .NET or JVM to me is like pulling my eyes out with a spoon; but the world changes nobody cares about pure performance anymore it seems. I gotta go with the flow...

So, which is the lesser of two evils for someone like me?
C# or Java?
(or any other you might suggest)

I hate dealing with code written by people like OP.  The faggots who name all their variables like cryptic registers and document nothing.  They have huge swaths of copy and pasted code from their "performance tweaking", a lot of it commented out so they can revert to other implementations later if necessary (they just don't want to delete it).  Nearly all their functions are declared inline.

I have to go over your shit code, turn it into something manageable by multiple people (there's OOP for you), and then document your shit.

You can always spot poor programmers pretty quickly.  They are tied to a particular language.  They hate one or more languages.  Why?  They don't understand it.  They assume what they know is superior.

Go suck some cocks, man. Suck a mean fat one.