Name: Anonymous 2009-11-09 14:14
The most ancient, barnacle-covered SNES nerds who were around when Rogue first came out and started their first MUDs in 1977. These elder aberrations feast forever in their dark ASCII lairs on unimaginable piles Mountain Dew and pizza, doritos flying out of their mouth while they complain about how the computer can't beat their Dorf Fortress with the perpetuum mobile watermill for the forty thousand time in their ungodly lives. It is whispered that when Duke Nukem Forever finally makes its debut, these creatures will swoop out of their eldritch textual dimension to reclaim 4chan for oldfaggotry.