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Fuck For Loops

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 13:15

For Loops are sugarcoated While Loops.

Prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 13:22

While Loops are sugarcoated Gotos

Prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 13:23

Fuck race conditions.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 13:26

for(;;) > while(1)

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 13:34

>>2
This.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 13:35

Gotos are sugarcoated branches/jumps

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 13:35

Tail recursion is sugarcoated gotos. Prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 13:39

It's not sugar coating, it's abstraction dumb asses.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 13:40

>>7
I won't because it's true. Nice try, pussyfucker.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 13:44

Tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is tail recursion is sugarcoated gotos.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 13:54

>>7
Iteration is sugar-coded recursion is sugar-coded gotos is sugar-coded call/cc.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 14:02

programming is sugarcoated electrons

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 14:02

A for loop is the same as a while loop with some syntactic
sugar.

Here we count from 1 to 10:
int i;
for (i = 1; i <= 10; ++i) {
 fprintf(stdout,"%d\n",i);
}

Anything can go in the for, but don't go crazy:
/* YUCK */
for (call_some_setup(); godot_not_here(); counter += 8) {
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 14:03

GOTO's are sugarcoated jmp near instructions.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 14:20

>>8
Way to defecate on the joke, ass-pie

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 15:56

Computer Science is sugarcoated graph theory.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 15:56

>>12
Not really,
Programming is sugarcoated applied Computer Science.
Computer Science is just a branch of math.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 16:04

Everything is a god damn branch of math

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 16:18

>>18
Everything is a branch of Nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 16:22

>>19
Well, like, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 16:24

>>19
There we go again, it's Just ridiculous.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 16:43

>>15
it's not funny to begin with.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 17:07

>>15
You would say that, you didn't get it, chump.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 17:08

s/>>15/>>22/

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 20:40

>>17 Isn't that "Computing science"?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 20:57

>>25

It's "theory of computability" or something.

"Computer science" isn't science exactly because it has "science" in its name. Like "political science".

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 15:49

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