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Wow. Just wow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 8:46

One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.

She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.

About thirty minutes after they arrived my two LISP books arrived in the mail and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic to functional programming, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE BOOKPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big purple and red monster of a book and the other is a sleek little white one with red writing ). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.

She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.

The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.

Should I be feeling bad right now?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 10:02


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