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Going to Uni soon for Computer Science

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 4:25

Hey there /prog/ First time posting,
I've just finished my HSC, and since my shitty school only provided Visual Basic for Years 11 and 12, I'm hoping to begin learning an OOP such as Java or C/C++ to start me off professional software development and hopefully later iPhone apps development.

Any ideas from the pros?

Cheers, you'll probably be seeing me around a lot more now.

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 4:27

When I say ideas, i meant Ideas / Tips or any worldly advice for my next language to tackle.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 4:29

1. Get a copy of SICP.
2. Read.
3. Code.
4. Get a copy of HTDP.
5. Read.
6. Code.
7. Code modules.
8. Get a copy of PAIP.
9. Read.
10. Code.
11. ???
12. Get into CSAIL

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 4:31

* Visual Basic is not an OOP language
* I want to learn sepples
* Tripfaggot
* iFaggot apps
I would like to choke you, OP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 4:38

>>5
Where do you see a tripcode?

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 4:38

>>5
I never said Visual Basic is an OOP, I said I wanted to LEARN OOP
Having a name doesn't make me a tripfag
iPhone app's got potential, along with Android Apps.
>>4
Cheers

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 4:39

>>6
Namefag, tripfag, they're all the same.
Don't try to pretend they're any different, namefags are just as bad as tripfags.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 4:40

>>7
Visual Basic IS an OOP language.
HIBT?

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 4:41

>>8
Care to elaborate?

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 4:42

I sucked my VB teacher's cock for a penny

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 4:42

Mommy didn't love me.
That's why I always attention whore on the internet.

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 4:43

My penis is so small that I have to use tweezers to take a piss.

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 4:45

>>12
Fair enough, it looks like you're just crying because if I WAS a tripfag, you wouldn't be able to impersonate me.

Thanks to people who actually helped, I wonder who's the actual attention whore here.

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 4:48

>>14
This is not me. I repeat, this is not me.
Ignore fake posters please.

Can you guys give me advice on how to get a new boyfriend?
My other one dumped me because of my anal warts.

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 4:53

>>1,2,7,10-15

Samefag

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 5:03

OOP is overrated, iphone apps don't make nearly as much money as you think they do and to >>4, WHY THE FUCK IS HTDP AFTER SICP? BOC,IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 5:46

>>1-17

Back to /b/, please!

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 6:26

What the fuck am I reading?

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 6:34

>>19
/prog/'s power hour.
go back to bed.

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 7:11

Thanks for being assholes /prog/, people at /g/ helped me.

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 7:24

I'm going back to /g/ now, and I will never dirty /prog/ with my namefaggotry again.
Goodbye forever.

Name: bitches and hoes 2009-11-03 7:42

Anonymous

Name: bitches and hoes 2009-11-03 7:42

Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 8:07

>>21,22
Now that the faggot is gone, let's party

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 8:09

BBCOED TIEM

Name: Jack 2009-11-03 8:15

>>8
and i thought we were friends.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 8:16

Great work /prog!
Another satisfied customer

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 8:19

1. Get a copy of Object first with Java.
2. Read.
3. Code.
4. Get a copy of Software Engineering, Sommerville, 8th ed.
5. Read.
6. Code.
7. Code classes.
8. Get a copy of Mythical man month.
9. Read.
10. Code.
11. ???
12. Get into CSRL.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 9:21

If you want to learn to write iPhone apps:

- Read SICP
- Read K&R
- Read `The Objective-C Programming Language'
- Pay $5000
- Pay $99
- Read the API docs
- ?
- Profit

Don't waste your time on C++, or you're going to have to unlearn Bjarne's perverted views about OOP if you want to use Cocoa as its supposed to be used.

Note that the walkthrough didn't include `go to University for CS'. It won't help you much if you're simply interested in writing software.

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 10:44

OOP is pig disgusting. If you want to learn how to program OOP, don't go to a Uni. There are two types of CS professors there: the ones that think everything should be done in a functional language, and the one that think everything should be done in assembly. OOP is for [b][i]ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMING[/u][/b] and Academia hates the word Enterprise when its not connected with the designation NCC-1701.

Name: Sparky 2009-11-03 11:17

>>31
I haven't seen either type at my university. HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 11:56

>>31
Academia hates the word Enterprise
I pray so that this will be true when I'll go to Uni.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 17:36

>>33
it so happens that at my university you can choose your introductory programming classes - either functional with ocaml or imperative with pascal. also, they teach smalltalk at oop classes and ocaml/haskell/scheme at functional programming classes and c at system programming. c++ and java are optional. is this a win?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 17:42

>>34
Why is my Uni so shitty ;_; Actually, I took EE so it was C/asm all the way :)

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 17:43

>>34
Haha, I feel IHBT, but if there is really a university that does that, that is awesome.  Teaching all useless/academic languages is definitely win.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 17:45

>>34
imperative with pascal
（　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 17:48

>>34
Sounds pretty good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 17:55

oh and i forgot to mention extensive math courses on my univ
>>35
just come to eastern europe.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 18:06

（　≖‿≖） = ISWYDT

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 18:31

（　≖‿≖） = HIBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 19:12

（　≖‿≖） = SRA

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 19:37

（　≖‿≖） * "GRUNNUR";

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 19:59

if(true || false)
{
     killYourself();
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 20:02

>>44
What a badly formed Boolean expression, your mother should be ashamed of herself

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 20:07

>>45

I see nothing badly formed about it!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 20:11

if(x < 0 || x > 0 || x == 0){
   kill_self();
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 20:13

>>47

What language is that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 20:19

>>48
Trollgol.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 20:27

>>49
That is a non-standard proprietary extension to TROLLGOL that is not supported by the (pending) ANSI standard. The portable (and IMO more readable) way of expressing this is
if or (< x 0) (> x 0) (= x 0) ro
    then
        call kill_self llac
    neth
fi

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 20:30

>>50
I should add, that TROLLGOL as a language fully supports proprietary extensions and non-standards compliance as virtues, but that we will not be silent to the disgusting use of a well-beloved syntax

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 4:31

>>34
take the smalltalk class, if you're going to learn OOP then do it differently

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