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Knights of the Lambda Calculus

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 23:22

Lux aven tor kadesh!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 23:25

Jus valorum!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 23:41

Jus valorum. I always suspected a few of you posted here. Which one of you is responsible for indoctrinating /prog/ onto the worship of our Grand Wizard?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 23:51

lain

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 0:04

>>1
I dont even.. what is this?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 0:22

This is freaking me out! What is this?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 0:25

I don't know what the guy who invented coconuts was thinking.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 6:33

The Lambda Calculus was developed by Alonzo Church in the 1930s and published in 1941 as "The Calculi Of Lambda Conversion". It became important, along with Turing machines, in the development of computation theory, and is the theoretical basis of all functional programming languages, such as Lisp, Haskell and ML.

Functions in lambda calculus are very different from those in imperative programming languages (such as Java and C). In an imperative programming language the evaluation of a function can have side effects, affecting future evaluations of that function or other functions. In lambda calculus a function does not "return" a result based on its parameters - instead the function and its parameters are "reduced" to give an answer, which mathematically is equivalent to the question.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 8:44

I want to join your order.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 10:33

>>8
Shit's a small paperback at 78 pages and you can view it for free in Google Books.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 11:36

>>9
Step one: Graduate from MIT
Step two: Contact Gerald Sussman
Step three is up to you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 11:47

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 12:15

>>9 then pass 6.001.

I'm in the Knights of the Eastern Calculus, though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 12:18

>>13
lain

Name: HAXUS THE GRITS 2009-10-29 13:27

HAXUS THE GRITS

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 13:55

>>11
But I'm not in the USA.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 14:00

>>16
Then insert the appropriate step zero, do you want me to spoonfeed you?
Step zero: Move to USA and get into MIT
Step one: Graduate from MIT
Step two: Contact Gerald Sussman
Step three is up to you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 14:11

>>10

In English, please...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 14:22

>>17
Whatever I'll just found my own order.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 18:51

>>19
Let me guess, The fraternal order of the seven *grabs dicks*.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 18:51

>>19
How do I found order?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 19:36

>>21
Restate my assumptions: One, Mathematics is the language of nature. Two, Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. Three: If you graph the numbers of any system, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature. Evidence: The cycling of disease epidemics;the wax and wane of caribou populations; sun spot cycles; the rise and fall of the Nile. So, what about the stock market? The universe of numbers that represents the global economy. Millions of hands at work, billions of minds. A vast network, screaming with life. An organism. A natural organism. My hypothesis: Within the stock market, there is a pattern as well... Right in front of me... hiding behind the numbers. Always has been.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 19:59

>>21
Try creating a GUI interface in Visual Basic.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 20:05

>>23
GUI interface
A GUI user interface interface?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 20:08

>>24
That's the oldest trick in the book.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 20:09

>>25
Sorry, didn't read it properly. Don't mind me, continue on trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 21:07

A GNU user interface.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 22:27

>>27
I think you mean a GNU UI interface.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 0:38

>>28

Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you're trying to ploy this individual with amiable semantics deduced from simian notions of contradicting allegories.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-30 18:16

>>27
I think you mean a GNAA interface

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 18:36

Please refrain from posting non-programming related material.

Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 13:51

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 13:59

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 18:21

>>1
Mazel tov, kike!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 18:29

>>9
You'll have to undergone circumcision. Because their order's name is Judaism.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 23:41





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