On failure

...when the embedded hardware platform you are working on SUCKS GIANT AND JUICY COCKS, and when the software platform is even worse, you may need to implement the Rage Monotonic scheduling algorithm.

Time to learn PHP

>>2
PHP IS THE WORST LANGUAGE EVER.
It fucking sucks. It sucking fucks. It fucking blows. It's a piece of shit. And I don't like it.

I've written some Personal Home Programs before.  I find that it the language is robust, with built-in syntactical mechanisms for clear and easy-to-understand code.  For example, you can't do stupid stuff like this:
$obj->method()[subscript]

This is why PHP is an enterprise-class language.

>>3
Dunno if it's the worst, C++ is trying hard too.

>>5

you know who else is trying really hard? your father, in the bedroom(he's having an erectile dysfunction)

>>6
he's in my bedroom

>>7
i guess your fucked.

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