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In an alternate world

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 9:58

...the new hotness is the Report 0 On The Algorithmic Language Workshop Scheme, filled with a brimming standard library (comparable to cstdlib!) and a common FFI - work is in progress to create a low-level CLOS-like object system underlying the entire numeric type tower. Bindings for many languages are rapidly generated by the community - in a few months, Scheme has replaced Python as the language du jour to learn (Guido van Rossum's body was found in a cabinet in a noose), and an overall re-uprising of functional programming is well under way.
R6RS is one in a series of steps of paring down Scheme to pre-R5RS proportions with the objective of a provable language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:04

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:13

but then came Java/morning

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:15

IN AN ALTERNATE WORLD... PLT Scheme is written in rape.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:15

var p1 = CreatePerson("Adolf Hitler", 20);
var p2 = CreatePerson("Steve Jobs", 50);

p1.Speak();
p2.Speak();

/*
    Output:
        My name is Adolf Hitler and i'm 20 years old
        My name is Steve Jobs and i'm 50 years old
*/


ಠ_ಠ

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:18

>>4
rule 34 on plt team pl0x

Name: HAL 2009-10-28 10:20

>>6
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:22

>>5
You don't like that they are dirtying Hitler's name by putting him in the same code sample as Steve Jobs?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:25

>>8
exactly

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:38

>>6
Krishnamurthi on Felleisen? Hot stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 11:59

>>5

And the student was enlightened

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 14:14

Goddamn it, >>1, I'm going to need another drink now.
At least the steering committee got taken over by cooler heads and stuff like http://scheme-reports.org/2009/position-statement.html is official position now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 6:30

>>1
Where did the Editors say quick disbanding was a possibility? I don't even know where the mailing list is now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 10:36

>>13
c.l.s?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-29 11:41

>>10

you must beware of rape-minded gay indians in shadows.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 14:21

>>15
is this bad?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 14:46

>>12
more like the queering committee

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-31 18:33

Please refrain from posting non-programming related material.

Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 5:09

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