/prog/ - Homework

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 3:06

Write a program that will not, under any circumstances, output ``Sussman'', using Turbo Pascal.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 3:21

10 PRINT "HAX MY";
20 LET chuj = 10;
30 PRINT "ANUS";
40 LET chuj = chuj - 1;
50 IF chuj > 0 THEN GOTO 30

Name: UMH memesmith !gNlkr4vCuc 2009-10-28 8:34

program Fibs;

begin

    writeln('Okay, sure. How about FUCK YOU?')

end.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 9:12

make-fn sussman with args None{

    while [has attribute] running ([meta] program this)

        do not

            call writeLn "Sussman" llac

        ton od

    elihw

    

} enoN sgra htiw namssus nf-ekam



with main do

  call sussman lacc

  od

niam htiw

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 9:43

(display "Sussman")

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 9:54

>>4
What the fuck is that shit?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 9:56

>>6
Trollgol, the worlds first /prog/ramming language entirely dedicated to trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:01

(defmacro do-not (item)
`(display "I'm so seriously not doing")
`(display ,item))

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:21

>>7
Thus is born the very ~~first~~ second language based on Palindrome-Oriented Programming. Even the acronym is a palindrome!

^{^{The first such language was sh.}}

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:31

>>9
I dropped the `Everything is a palindrome' philosophy early on, and instead went for a `Everything is a troll` philosophy. It allows me to expand into inferred monads and a BBCode-based type system.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:42

>>10
When you fuck up the spelling, make sure it prints the errors like this:

with main do

  call sussman lacc

  od

niam htiw



syntax error: unexpected with

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 11:10

>>11
I would prefer simply syntax error, or perhaps even just error: gag me with a spoon

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 11:20

>>12
All the syntax errors will be incomprehensible mathematical gobbledegook scraped from the haskell IRC. Something like: syntax error: 10: I don't think you understand Applicative Monoidal Cofunctors please consult

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 11:21

>>13
whoops should end with a link to readme1643.txt

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 21:57

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 16:20

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 1:12

Name: 2013-01-25 18:20

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 18:23

>>4
sh

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 20:26

dubz

Homework

1 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 3:06

2 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 3:21

3 Name: UMH memesmith !gNlkr4vCuc 2009-10-28 8:34

4 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 9:12

5 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 9:43

6 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 9:54

7 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 9:56

8 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:01

9 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:21

10 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:31

11 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:42

12 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 11:10

13 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 11:20

14 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 11:21

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 21:57

18 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 16:20

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 1:12

20 Name: 2013-01-25 18:20

21 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 18:23

22 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 20:26