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Scheme on Sails

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-26 19:22

Web development that doesn't hurt

Scheme on Sails(R) is an open-source web framework that's optimized for programmer happiness and sustainable productivity. It lets you write beautiful code by focusing on computation over convention.

“Scheme on Sails is a breakthrough in lowering the barriers of entry to programming. Powerful web applications that formerly might have taken weeks or months to develop can be produced in a matter of days.”
-Dr. Gerald Sussman, Author of SICP

Tens of thousands of Sails applications are already live. People are using Sails in the tiniest part-time operations to the biggest companies.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-26 19:24

har har har har har.
Sussman is a python faggot now, didn'tcha know?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-26 19:25

>>2
That would be Abelson.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-26 19:30

Ha ha ha, oh wow.
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-26 22:45

I prefer Haskell on Heels

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 9:44

>>5
Did you mean: Audrey Tang

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 9:54

>>5
I prefer Standard ML on Spitfires

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 10:02

i prefer java in ferarri, why? because you can buy a ferarri if you do enough quality java. so fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 10:04

>>1 yeah, as long as keyword arguments can be dismissed as "inelegant" and recursion for everything is fine too

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 10:06

>>8
Actually, you can't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 10:08

i prefer blowjob in ferarri, why? because you can buy a ferarri if you do enough quality blowjobs. so [b]fuck you[b]

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 10:14

>>9
s/recursion/function application/
and it is fine too

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 10:14

Java code grinders can barely support themselves while working unpaid overtime. After ten years they're dead inside.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 10:19

Java faggotry is liek playing a MMORPG for a living, except you have deadlines for reaching certain levels. Also, if the character dies, you're fired.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 10:21

>>14
A wild IntegerSingletonBuilderManagerFactory has appeared!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 10:49

>>13
After ten years they're dead inside.
Only the weaklings like you.

But I guess it's the modern society that is to be blamed for producing feminine gay irresponsible ``kidult'' fags like you, who honestly believe that job must be ``fun'', die inside if it's not and can't imagine that there are real men who don't. You are such a shit that you aren't even entitled for having it as your own fault, I reckon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 10:54

>>16
Oh snap!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 12:09

>>16 one thing is doing something that's actually useful and another is doing something corporate marketers convinced the public that it needs, then accomplishing it by inferior means which were predetermined by clueless managament. bon appetit!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 12:46

>>19

Such idealism. How cute. I love watching idealistic kids get bitch slapped by reality.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 12:54

>>20
Your gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 12:55

>>19
So, this post is an exercise in masturbation?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 12:58

It sure would suck to have a fun job, especially a non-enterprise one that wouldn't let me show my status to my neighbours by driving to and from work in a Ferrari.  I don't think I could stand doing the same fun, challenging, pays-only-about-average tasks, day after day after day.  I'd probably just cry myself to sleep every night, wishing I'd gotten a job in a consultancy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 13:06

>>19
You're very idealistic.

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