Cow-an

A student was using his laptop during a class.
The teacher called on the student and asked him what he was doing.
The student replied that he was trolling /prog/.

The teacher said, "There exists a state in which you will not attempt troll /prog/, and /prog/ will not troll you."
The student asked, "What is this state?"
The teacher said, "Give me your laptop, and I will show you."

The student gave him the laptop, and the teacher threw it to the ground, breaking it into pieces. The student was enlightened.

Give up, the problem is undecidable.

Congratulations >>1, you wasted 10 minutes of your time reading chinese bullshit pseudo-philosophy on wikipedia

Cow-an
Stopped reading right there.

>>4

it's basically about how a student got enlightened.

>>3
Smash your laptop.

>>6
I don't have a laptop, you insensitive clod!

>>7
back to slashdot in 2000, please

>>8
HOT GRITS IN MY PANTS

Once /prog/ wired a neural net randomly to teach it tic-tac-toe... or so i herd.

You're mistaking The Sussman for /prog/? Fuck you, man, that's just too insulting. Fuck you!

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