I've been having sex with a girl since last night. Not like anyone will believe me; I'm trolling you all by telling the truth, which is much more fun than trolling by making shit up.
went out last night, took 500mg of MDMA, dropped a tab of acid, drank 12 beers, smoked a quarter all in one night, still havent slept
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Anonymous2009-10-25 0:03
>>15
well i took 5KG of MDMA, dropped a sheet of acid tabs, drank 12 bottles of tequila, smoke 3kg of weed, then topped it off with a meter long line of cocaine.
still haven't slept.
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Anonymous2009-10-25 1:21
I went clubbing with cool people. Hitting up the bitches at the after-party. #sociallife #weekends #shitthatiscash
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Anonymous2009-10-25 1:44
I went clubbing cool people. Hitting the bitches at the after-party. #thuglife #weekends #shitingofthosewhoarecash
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Anonymous2009-10-25 2:05
I went to a club a week ago. There was cigarette smoke everywhere, the music was so loud that my chest vibrated and girls were asking me to dance with them.
Needless to say I left immediately.
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Anonymous2009-10-25 2:45
>>19
good move.
you wouldn't want to damage your hearing
>>20
I was at a bar nearby with some bros before that and we played some pool. Clubs are just too loud and crowded for me, plus almost everyone there is retarded.
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Anonymous2009-10-25 7:24
>>21
I'm going to a party. I may go as the SICP wizard, but it'll probably lost of the civil servant morons that will mostly be there
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Anonymous2009-10-25 8:38
>>23
You should go in an EXPERT PROGRAMMER costume.
Basically a shirt with some cheeto stains and some shorts with semen on them.
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Anonymous2009-10-25 8:52
>>24
Don't forget the dark blue tie with silver tiepin.