/prog/ - i'm browsing this shit daily

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 6:57

Come home from work
open up /prog/
realize there's no programming discussion going on
refresh for the next 3 hours
masturbate, sleep

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 7:06

i felt the same way a while ago.
then i realised that i'm fully capable of making a thread that i do find interesting.
funny that

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 7:13

brotip: everyone thinks like this .

solution: post more .

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 8:06

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 8:53

I do that too, in fact, when I did my regular check right now I found this topic which does not seem to change the status quo and am now replying to it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 8:56

Am I the only one making threads that don't entirely suck?

I mean, obviously the lot of you would disagree, but at least they're about programming. At least I am actually trying.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 9:04

At least I am actually trying.
Did you expect a medal of some sort? What a retart.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 9:06

Did OP imply his only activity besides his job is browsing /prog/? I never thought someone could fall this low.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 9:09

OP you're just not spending enough time here. Quit your job and browse 24/7 you pussy

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 9:11

>>9
Should he also get overweight and have moms basement as his permanent location?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 9:13

>>6
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 9:15

>>11
YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 9:30

>>8
right . OP you loser program more FFS ! and quit your fucking job if it has nothing in common with programing .

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 9:55

OP here.
I don't know how to code, I just like the atmosphere here

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 10:12

>>14
I suspect your not alone in that ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 10:12

posting in epic thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 10:14

>>14
read SICP and learn C , java , php , perl , python , X86 Asm , c++ , D , ruby , lua and BF .

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 10:16

>>1
Most here would be jealous of what you've got. You DO realize we're a bunch of non-lifers, right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 11:15

>>14
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you lazy fucking wankers ! learn to program then come back and fucking post more and stop wasting the valuable time of us programmers . we have important things to do , like talking about recursion vs iteration , OOP shit and fight like relgious zealots over languages and IDEs .

you both should be ashamed , i am ashamed and the sussman would be ashamed if he would hear of this . learn fucking C or perl or lisp and non of these faggot languages and stop wasting time of EXPERT PROGRAMMERs because we have _{BBCode Business} to do .

and quit your jobs , grow a unixbeard and learn to program .

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 11:25

>>19
I only know haskell what is iteration

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 11:34

>>20
it is recursion with the state as an argument

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 11:41

>>20
it is recursion, but waaay better

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 14:23

>>20
It's what your Haskell program does after being translated into machine code with optimization enabled.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 14:34

I stayed up till 3am last night drinking wine and reading encyclopediadramatica.com. How did my life come to this?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 14:52

>>1
i do extactly the same.
im not a programmer too.
i just love to waste my fucking life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 16:44

>>25
dont make me write a programming tut for /prog/riders!
you either fucking learn programming or i will make you and trust me this is not something you would enjoy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 16:45

>>26
I already know programming, but I think I might enjoy you making me ;) See my email for details

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 16:55

I peed into my trashbin（　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 16:58

>>26
I don't know how to program either please make me

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 17:08

>>29
all right thats it ! i will write this tut , but its allready late where i am so i will begin tomorow .

you will regret this .

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 17:13

>>29
http://channel9.msdn.com/tags/C9+Lectures/
http://book.realworldhaskell.org/
http://learnyouahaskell.com/
Now get started!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 17:25

>>31
I might not know how to program but I know haskell is a silly choice for new programmers

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 17:33

>>32
How can you possibly know that if you don't know how to program You don't honestly believe what we post here do you? Except the Sepples hate, that is justified

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 18:04

>>31
http://channel9.msdn.com/forums/Coffeehouse/501733-Windows-7-Linus-Torvalds-recommends-/

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 18:05

>>34
It's already my wallpaper

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 18:27

>>33
I've read some about programming without actually learning it? Well. I have done some tutorials, but that doesn't count.

Name: 14 2009-10-23 19:46

sorry, i'm actually not OP. it was an attempt at trolling.
it's rather disturbing to see that there actually IS non-programmers who lurk /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 20:20

>>36
doesn't count.
Nothing you have done counts for anything, you dabbler.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 20:55

>>36

while (troll == True){
FuckMe.muttered = 1;
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 22:19

>>37
The HAX MY ANUS meme is the only reason I'm here.

i'm browsing this shit daily

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