/prog/ - First Day of Class

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 20:11

6.001 Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs

An old, dark tortured looking man dressed in dark robes walks swiftly to the front of the room and slams a thick Python textbook on his desk.

"I am Professor Severus Snape. In this class I shall teach you the dark art of conjuring spirits within your computer, with Python. Now turn to page one hundred and thirty eight!"

What do you do?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 20:13

Play with Hermione's boobs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 20:16

Beat him till death with the book.
6.001 is SICP, goddamnit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 20:18

>>2
this

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 20:41

Tell him that 6.01 is that way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 20:48

I turn to page one hundred and thirty eight.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 20:49

That would be funny as shit to see Snape's potions class learning python and being asked FIOC related questions and have Hermione raise her hand in excitement at each one and answering them correctly....

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 21:13

>>2-5
-100 points for <your_house>
Also gets you a beatdown from your house mates after the cops Ministry cops are done ~~beating~~ questioning you

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 21:51

[X]Jizz in my pants

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 22:56

[x] Suck on Hermione's nipple

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 22:57

>>8
Aww, even >>5 ? He was just a little out of line..

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 5:10

put on wizard hat and robe
conjure pillow-shaped spirits with my spells
sleep through class

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 5:24

>>12
I'm fallen in love with your ability to conjure pillow-shaped spirits with your spells.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 6:36

>>7
I think I'll fap on that tonight.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 10:15

>>7
THIS can someone make this happen in real life on camera so I can watch it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 10:17

>>15
All we need are clips from the movie, the SICP lectures, and a Mac Pro.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 10:19

>>16
Mac Pro
ಠ_ಠ
There is a disturbing amount of posts supporting mac faggotry on /prog/ as of late.
I do not approve.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 10:21

>>16
Why do you need a Mac Pro?
I'm smelling a IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 10:24

>>18
Because Leah Culver uses a Mac.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 10:30

>>1
Seeking All Gay Experiances
WAHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 10:31

>>19
（　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 19:41

>>16
Can we do this? Who is willing to devote the time?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 19:46

>>22
I'll do it, after I sub the SICP lectures and make the VN.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 15:21

>>20
we are having been trolled?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 17:07

>>24
we all have been trolled?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 0:17

we all have been trolled

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 0:32

What would the rest of hogwarts be like?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 1:29

>>27
Slytherin represents ENTERPIRSE.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 2:48

>>28
Gryffindor -> C
Ravenclaw -> Lisp/Haskell
Hufflepuff -> Pearl

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 2:51

>>29
Hufflepuff -> PHP

Fixed. Hufflepuff is supposed to be the most inclusive. And we all know where all the newbie web programmers like to hang out.

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First Day of Class

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22 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 19:41

23 Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 19:46

24 Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 15:21

25 Name: Anonymous 2009-12-13 17:07

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31 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 4:11

32 Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 19:47