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just a question...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 7:48

So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between having sex in my life or having programming, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /prog/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose Sex!" or "I choose programing!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /prog/'s opinion on this...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 7:51

There was a huge thread about that exact same question which was around for months until about a week ago.
HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 7:51

I choose neither because I don't give a fuck about neither.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 7:54

>>3
then why are you here?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 7:55

It's not like I have written a line of code in my lifetime.
/prog: The most nonprogrammer friendly programming community.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 7:57

>>4
I don't need a reason to be or to do something. Plus, that question is a difficult to answer. Why do you think YOU are here? Just admit it, you're a mediocre retard, who can't fuck good nor code well, and you'd just wish you could do both.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 8:07

>>6
You must be here for a reason. People never do things randomly.
/prog/ is a programming textboard, so if you don't care about programming why bother coming here?
It's strange.
I'm here because I love programming and love the community.
There's no reason to be an aggressive anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 8:23

You must be here for a reason.
"X exists but I won't tell you where". If a reason exists, please tell me which that reason is. Because it's difficult to answer for someone you don't know, I was kind enough to ask you of YOUR reason instead, a question which you ignored.

I'm here because I love programming and love the community.
You sound like a retard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 8:23

This thread was shit last time and it will be shit this time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 8:30

>>8
I did give an answer.
You, Sir, are an anus who will never be loved.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 8:32

I choose programing!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 13:52

>>1,7
/prog/
We can tell you're not from here due to your inability to adhere to /prog/ standards. Please stop shitting up our board.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 21:21

Interesting paradox, OP.... I have often been wondering the same thing.... I tentatively say I'd choose programming.... But don't hold me to that!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 21:56

I find fapping to be easier on my bank account

/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 23:59

Anyone who says they'd choose sex is a virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 6:31

I'd choose Sex!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 6:50

>>13
It's not a paradox, it's not interesting.
>>15
Faulty logic

gtfo thread sucks

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 7:17

>>17
virgin

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 7:17

>>18
faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 7:25

i'd choose sex and live
1) a more happy life
2) work from 8 to 5
3) if i'm still interested in computers after oh-so-many orgasms i'd choose another field in IT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 7:28

I'd choose programing...
>>20
virgin

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 7:41

Does programming include programming sex robots?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 7:55

>>20
poindexter.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 9:07

JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGITS OF COURSE I CHOOSE SEX FUCKING FUCK FUCK.

FUCK PERL AND C++ AND FUCKING JAVASCRIPT FUCK IT ALL TO HELL

I WANT A BLOW JOB

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 9:07

choose Sex!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 9:08

>>22

Yes! but you don't get to sex them..

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 9:28

I MUST choose programing

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 12:04

Programming. I don't need sex, but I do need sweet parenthesis counting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 17:11

/prog/ classics!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 18:41

Good thread, I think I would choose programming, but I'm not experienced in either field so I can't say for certain...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 18:43

>>30
GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 18:56

>>29
/prog/ repeats

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 19:23

>>32
Recycling is good ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 23:42

I would choose sex I think

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 0:08

I'm glad I'd never really have to choose this, CAUSE

I’m proud to be an American where as least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me.
And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land God bless the U.S.A.

From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee,
across the plains of Texas, from sea to shining sea,

From Detroit down to Houston and New York to LA,
Well, there’s pride in every American heart,
and it’s time to stand and say:

I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me.
And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land God bless the U.S.A

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 0:14

Good thread, I would choose programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 0:59

>>35

   
   
Voyeur

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 1:05

>>15
good point

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 1:08

Sex.

IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 1:10


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