just a question...

So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between having sex in my life or having programming, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /prog/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose Sex!" or "I choose programing!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /prog/'s opinion on this...

You must be here for a reason.
"X exists but I won't tell you where". If a reason exists, please tell me which that reason is. Because it's difficult to answer for someone you don't know, I was kind enough to ask you of YOUR reason instead, a question which you ignored.

I'm here because I love programming and love the community.
You sound like a retard.