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The C Programming Language 3rd Edition

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 18:53

My dad works at Prentice Hall and he told me that there were talks with K&R to release the book next year.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 23:34

>>40
"Ok, Mr. FrozenVoid, tell us about yourself."
"Well, I'm an master programmer with no fault in javascript and C. Infact I wrote my own opensource game and am planning to write an OS sometimes in the future."
"Well that certainly is impressive. Could you show us an example of your code?"
"Certainly! here:
main(int a,char**b){int x=strlen(b[0])>strlen(b[1])?strlen(b[0]):strlen(b[1])-1;for(;x>=0;--x)if(strlen(b[0])>strlen(b[1])b[0][x]=b[1][x];else b[1][x]=b[0][x];printf(strlen(b[0])>strlen(b[1])?b[0]:b[1]);}
I'm self taught, you know."
"EXCELLENT! YOU GET THE JOB!"
Kinda like that, eh?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 23:52

>>41
Indeed, although I shudder at your example.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 0:30

>>42
That is exactly the kind of shit FV writes.  Just read his fabulous blog (lol j/k nobody gives a shit what high-school kids think)

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 3:14

>>15
Just typeset the damn cover too

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 4:57

>>41
It's amazing to think that a year or two ago, I would've been completely outraged by that code, but now I can actually read it pretty easily.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 8:28

>>45
I feel so sorry for you.
I can't imagine what horrible misfortunes have befallen you to give you that skill.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 8:39

>>41
Redundant [code] tags.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 10:59

>>8
ISO C, dude.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:04

>>48
Ah, yeah.
In retrospect that was a pretty stupid mistake, what with all the /prog/riders who wrote ANSI C compilers when they were 12 years old.
I'm assuming that /prog/ isn't full of the underage.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:12

>>49
I'm sure all /prog/lodytes are at least 12 years old.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:15

I'm 12 and what is this

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:23

I'm this and what is a 12

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:26

I'm a Mac and what is C.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:28

>>52 also made me realize what retarded blob of shit >>51 is. The use of "this" is not suited for a high-level language (or one that wants to be called as such). This is a problem even the C preprocessor can solve (for some cases):
#define bind_local(binding, value, body) \
  do { binding = value; \
       body; } while(0)
// alternative macro body:
// ((binding = (value)), body)
I know the author of the article likely won't reply, so I ask the >>51 programmers of this board instead. Hit me back if you've got an adequate answer for >>51's inadequacy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:30

>>54
lol what

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:31

>>55
It's what lispers actually believe

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:32

>>55
OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>3,4,10

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:32

>>1
That'd be pretty cool, but I don't really see much of a reason for it. Maybe to cover some of the C99 stuff, like having a boolean type. Maybe a few words about threads, although I don't think there's a standard C way to do it; they'd probably just use pthreads for basic examples that could easily apply to almost any other thread implementation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:33

>>57
lol what

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:34

>>59
IF U WERE FLAMED FOR USING LISP TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR SUICIDE CUZ ID B N DAT CUNTS HOUSE N SHOVE SICP DOWN HIS THROAT!
                       //`'''```,
             o        // LISP   `.,
       ,....OOo.   .c;.',,,.'``.,,.`
    .'      ____.,'.//
   / _____  \___/.'
  | / ||  \\---\|
  ||  ||   \\  ||
  co  co    co co
WE TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIES
WE READ SICP TOGETHER
WE COUNT PARENTHESES TOGETHER
send this SUAVE SPACE TOAD to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6001 your A TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIE

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:35

they'd probably just use pthreads for basic examples that could easily apply to almost any other thread implementation.
No, they wouldn't. Ritchie nor Kernighan have anything to do with POSIX, nor do they want to. You're a gullible idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:37

>>61
This is what iso c fags actually believe

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:39

Well there was an explotion of posts, glad to share these moments with you but now thread is over, please abandon it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:48

2^6 GET

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 12:11

leftover flaoting point bits post

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 12:38

good spelling GET

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 23:34

I'm still awaiting that typeset version of SICP some anon said he was working on.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 16:40

I can hardly wait to seat myself in my most comfortable recliner with pencil, paper, and a bottle of Scotch. With the Good Book at my side and the complete volumes of the Bible (collector's edition) in front of me, I'll read it from end to end while translating all the psalms from MMIX to C99. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 19:49

>>68
Would you have gay sex with me?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 19:52

>>68
The Bible, collector's edition?
I don't know why but I'm lolling very hard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 19:54

>>70
It comes fortnightly with a magazine building up into a complete collection, all for only £5.99 an issue. The first one was even half price ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 20:07

>>71
In the United States, we do not use the term "fortnight." Nor do we use your weighty currency.

Please be a bit more US-centric so we may be enriched by the things you have to say.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 20:09

>>72
It comes once every two weeks with a magazine building up into a complete collection, all for only $10.99[1] an issue. The first one was even half price ^_^

1. Exchange rate unlikely to be accurate, but I don't care enough to check

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 20:20

>>73
damnit! i demand a post that is dynamically updated every 5 seconds with the current exchange rate!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 20:22

>>73
5.99 in Swiss Francs is like $5.91 USD

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 5:55

jodelhudihui en wiitere schwiizer i de wiite vom arschloch vom internet

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 9:24

>>76
Votre pédé

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 11:19

>>68

You're Donald E. Knuth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 16:39

>>78
What about my Kunth?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 18:17

>>79
It's misspelled. also バンプ
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