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Choose one! [Stupid thread!]

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 22:37

You have to make a choice: Never be able to program in any language other than Java again, or never be able to talk in any language other than Javanese ever again. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 22:43

<--- /jv/ is that way

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 22:50

I could just be a mute I guess...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 22:52

There's plenty enough (yuck)Social Media to allow a modern person to live most of their life without talking directly to other people, so I'd probably pick the latter.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 22:56

Retardfag(in relation to programming) here. Is Java actually that bad? I used to be in computing science. I loved doing introductory things in C++ in my first couple semesters but then ended up getting into java for my next couple. I couldn't fucking stand it. However, I just thought that it was sort of how computing science goes so I got out of it. I was doing good, wasn't hard or anything but those classes just sort of turned me away from the course and thinking back a good portion of it was just me hating to program in Java. Is java bad?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 23:04

Is Java actually that bad?
It's really a matter of taste, and Java is not to mine.

On the topic of Java and Computer Science, my friend was in his computer architecture class earlier this week and the teacher asked how many people had programmed in a High Level Language. All the engineers raised their hand, but surprisingly none of the Computer Scientists. He then asked how many people had programmed in Java, with erm less than surprising results.I realise this is mostly a reflection on the University, but it makes me wonder just how stupid the average Java code monkey is.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 23:05

I don't actually talk with people anyway, so that's no loss.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 23:06

>>5
Where are you going with this? I'm having trouble seeing the intentions behind that bait post.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 23:10

>>5
These guys are just trolling. Java is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 23:16

Java is good and bad, like most programming languages.  It was great for it's paradigm and portability which allowed it to be ENTERPRISE READY, but it's paradigm can also get in the way of things and make you end up creating hacks that end up taking more time and making your code less obvious than it should be.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 23:36

Java is a pretty vanilla language, it's good for what it's made for, it makes a lot of common tasks easy, but be aware that there's languages much better designed and much more pleasant to code in.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 0:11

>>11
Java is not vanilla. Pascal is vanilla.

Java is more like crushed ice cubes with synthetic whipped cream sprayed all over it for flavor.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 0:18

>>12
So what does that make Python? Chocolate chip cookie dough?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 0:30

>>13
a starbucks double half-caf nonfat white soy grande chai creme frappuccino, ofcourse.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 0:42

>>14
God, we need a hipster language bad.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 1:49

>>15
I hope you don’t mean that :(
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1255758020/1-40

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 11:20

Σ(゚Д゚) I'd much rather speak Japanese (NIHONGO) ~( ̄∇ ̄~)

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 6:06

糞食らえ

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:40

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