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Advice to /prog/

Name: Christopher 2009-10-12 5:30

Do your homework before checking the latest news and entertainment on the Internet.

Send a postcard to your grandmother or a long lost friend and ask how they're doing; they'll be delighted.

Sit up straight, in 20 years you will be glad you did.

When you feel uncertain about how someone you speak to feels, ask them. They're likely to tell you.

Smile freely at people and say hi to the ones you're interested in carrying a conversation with. They might not be there tomorrow.

Keep an open mind and try something new as often as you can. You only learn by going outside your comfort zone, so you best get used to it.

Help others without expecting anything in return so that when it comes back to you, your life is richer by the positive surprises.

Make no promises you can't keep and keep all promises you make.

Blame no one, apologize unconditionally and learn from your mistakes.

Create art fearlessly and invite all criticism. Every experience is subjective but a valid way to feel about something.

Remember there are many ways of framing or interpreting anything you see or hear. Trust your gut reactions but verify your expectations with a level mind.

Catch someone doing something right, and let them know you value their work.

Choose freedom over stability and action over fear. Never surrender your freedoms for fear of the unknown.

Remember that very few people are actually genuinely malicious, most of them are simply troubled. People follow their feelings, no matter how misguided they may be.

Do something every day, no matter how little, to move you towards your goals.

Look for the motivations behind people's actions. Work with people who's motivations are aligned with yours.

Do not allow laziness kill your passions, or your passions deprive you of sleep. Neither path brings you satisfaction in the long term.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 5:37

this isn't /r9k/, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 5:38

That's wise, I certainly didn't expect to see this on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 5:46

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 7:12

>>3
Then why did you sage >:|

>>4
You, sir, are and idiot

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 7:13

Do your homework before checking the latest news and entertainment on the Internet.
Fuck homework, I'm deing this because I enjoy it

Send a postcard to your grandmother or a long lost friend and ask how they're doing; they'll be delighted.
I don't give a fuck

Sit up straight, in 20 years you will be glad you did.
In 20 years from now on I won't give a fuck

When you feel uncertain about how someone you speak to feels, ask them. They're likely to tell you.
They can feel however the fuck they want to. Fuck it, I don't care

Smile freely at people and say hi to the ones you're interested in carrying a conversation with. They might not be there tomorrow.
Be their friend and get a share of their belongings once they die? brilliant! Too bad I don't give a fuck about anyones belongings.

Keep an open mind and try something new as often as you can. You only learn by going outside your comfort zone, so you best get used to it.
Bollocks. I don't even know what a comfort zone is

Help others without expecting anything in return so that when it comes back to you, your life is richer by the positive surprises.
I don't give a fuck about positivity or negativity. My life could be anything without me giving a fuck

Make no promises you can't keep and keep all promises you make.
What reason for?

Blame no one, apologize unconditionally and learn from your mistakes.
I blame reason, I never apologize, I don't learn, I evolve, unconditionally.

Hey man, got any advice for extreme nihilists?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 7:15

>>1
I liked it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 8:13

>>7

I came.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 9:05

>>8
Sweet!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 9:20

fukken ctrl-c'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 11:23

>>6
You should go write an ANSI C compiler.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 11:24

>>1
bullcrap

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 13:34

[Sex up the Culver while you can, big boy!]

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 13:35

fuckoff

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 16:40

Upvoted for containing Reddit content.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 17:37

Make no promises you can't keep and keep all promises you make.
I think this point is very important. Forgetting your promises (like, say, a pony) might get your entire family killed and you trapped in a witch's game for an eternity.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 17:45

>>16
Typical Umineko viewer.
Or reader...?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 17:55

>>16
Stephen Hawking reference?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 18:30

>>16
What do you mean by typical? Also, reader.
The pony is a joke, but the “Battler's promise” actually makes a lot of sense.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 18:42

>>19
s/”/” theory

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 19:50

>>16-20
I'm confused right now. What is sixteen's post referring to?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 22:12

>>21
Umineko, a sound novel with an anime adaption currently running.
It's about bullshit and the denial of said bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 11:49

>>22
It's about miragecoordinator/dreamenddischarger/worldenddominator/mortal stampede/happiness of marionette/deadangle/rougoku/discode/あかいくつ偽/fuck there's too much and lesbian master troll witches.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 13:21

lesbain master troll witches?

this is relevant to my interests

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 16:30

Adprog to /vice/

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 16:45

Ad*grabs to /dick*/

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 16:47

>>26
NO U

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 16:47

ADVISE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 16:52

Advise to /anus/

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT !!TthtFzrtPXElUy7 2009-10-13 17:15

>>25-29
wOW MY MEMES GOT SO POPULAR!

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT !FVAqsRvKaM 2009-10-13 17:36

>>25-31
sAMEFAG!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-14 11:47

Bampu pantsu.

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