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Name: PROG. LANG. LISTS MEME FAN 2009-10-09 4:09

Lisp - Amaterasu
Haskell - Hachikō
Scheme - Zen gardens
HTML - Kabukichō
Java - Yoshinoya; you know, Yoshinoya?
Python - Hard Gay
C - Sōmen noodles
C# - Nagashi Sōmen
C++ - Nakadashi Semen
Assembly - Kanji
Ruby - Seifuku
Prolog - Tokyo University

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-09 4:10

Nakadashi Semen
lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-09 4:15

stop making this crap.
i doubt even half of /prog/ is weaboo enough to know what the hell you're talking about

Name: /jp/ 2009-10-09 4:15

>>3
ಠ3ಠ

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-09 4:20

>>3
this

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-09 4:22

I'm not weeaboo enough ;_;
Only know about half.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-09 6:18

We're going to Todai!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-09 6:30

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-09 6:40

gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-10 6:16

bampu pantsu~

Name: sage 2009-10-10 6:28

sage this shit

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-10 6:32

>>11
bump undies~

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-10 6:42

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-11 0:25

HOLY SHIT FUCKING BUMPIN' PANTSU

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-11 0:50

>>1
Ruby - Seifuku
You know, I always had a mental image of Rubyタン as an Asian schoolgirl.
And Lisp as Pai Mei

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-11 1:30

>>15
That's the kernel of something eminently fundable right there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-11 4:24

>>1
You have misspelled ``Seppuku''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 8:09

>>17
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 8:13

>>18
You have misspelled ``*grabs katana*''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 8:16

>>19
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 8:43

>>20
i love this

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 9:43

>>20
Makes me love hating weaboos.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-13 12:58

>>20
I ejected sperm

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-14 5:57

eject: unable to find or open device for: `sperm'

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-14 7:18

*finds or opens dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 7:08

I'll  bump  this  thread  until  you  like  it

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 7:10

>>26
これは大好きです!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 11:41

打つかれ下着

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 12:30

>>27
more like このスレーは大好きです!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 13:18

>>27-29
tAKE YOUR ISLAND NIGGER MOONSPEAK ELSEWHERE, FAGGOTS1

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 13:25

>>30
oN SECOND THOUGHT YOU SHOULD JUST NEVER SPEAK IT AGAIN>

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 14:45

>>30
*aFRICAN aMERICAN

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 16:08

>>30-32
Forgot you're name field, 兄キ.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 16:40

>>33
兄キ
What the fuck is this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 16:53

>>33
you're name field
俺が名前フィールドではないぞ。

Name: VIP 2009-10-15 20:49

>>33
兄貴
達人漢字プログラマー

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 0:40

>>36
more like
エンタープライズ漢字プログラマー

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 14:43

Get out kitchens.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 2:43

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 14:09

bampu

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