Name: Anonymous 2009-10-07 12:15
That all programming languages are essentially the same,
They differ only in syntax and keywords.
They differ only in syntax and keywords.
10 PRINT "What's your name?"
20 INPUT N$
30 PRINT "Hello", N$class Hello {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("What's your name?");
String name = System.in.readln();
System.out.println("Hello " + name);
}
}#include <iostream>
int main(int argc, char* argv) {
std::cout << "What's your name?";
char* name = malloc(50 * sizeof(char));
std::cin >> name;
std::cout << "Hello " << name;
}<html>
<head>
<title>ENTERPRISE QUALITY APPLICATION</title>
<script type="text/javascript">
//<![CDATA[
function hello() {
var name = document.getElementById('name').value;
var responseNode = document.createNode('p');
var responseText = document.createTextNode('Hello ' + name);
responseNode.appendChild(responseText);
var body = document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0];
body.appendChild(responseNode);
return false;
}
//]]>
</script>
</head>
<body>
<form action="#" method="GET">
<p>
<input type="text" name="name" id="name" />
<input type="submit" onclick="hello();" />
</p>
</form>
</body>
</html><html>
<head>
<title>PHP Quality!</title>
</head>
<body>
<form action="" method="POST">
<p>
<input type="text" name="name" />
<input type="submit" onclick="hello();" />
</p>
<?php
if (isset($_REQUEST['name']))
{
echo "Hello, " . $_REQUEST['name']; /* OH FUCK, UNSANITIZED INPUT */
}
?>
</form>
</body>
</html>
name = raw_input("Whats you`re name?\n>>")
print "hello", name#include <iostream.h>
using namespace std;
#include <string.h>
int main()
{
string name
cout << "Wut ur name?";
cin >> name;
cout << "Hello" << name;
return 0;
}
main = putStr "What's you are name?\n>>" >> getLine >>= putStrLn . ("Hello, " ++)MS Paint = Programming/
Programming is the act of "telling" a computer what to do. HTML = Programming.
Double clicking on an icon is telling the computer what to do. Thus, double clicking icons is Programming.
Shouting at the computer to “Hurry the fuck up!” is telling the computer what to do. ∴ Shouting at the computer is Programming. ∴ My dad is an Expert Programmer