Dungeons and Dragons

Lets compare D&D classes with popular programming languages.
(#1 most nerdy thread ever)

Fighter - C++
-Very versatile but more complex and not quite as effective in melee as a barbarian.

Barbarian - C
-Very simple, very powerful.

Ranger - Java
-Easy to play, very popular, vast collection of abilities that help solve problems quickly.

Wizard - Lisp/Scheme
-Most powerful caster, highest intelligence.

Sorcerer - Haskell
-Slightly less intelligent than a wizard, but makes up for it in charisma.

Rogue - Scripting Languages
-Executes behind your back.

Cleric - SQL
-Revives players when they crash.
 
Paladin - Python
-Easiest to play, but forces you to play a certain way.

>>35
What the fuck? Python makes more programming paradigms available to you than any other language on that list.
The list contains Lisp
because a minor unconventional syntax restriction is SO much more important than the actual language semantics
I can't believe that anyone is this much of a fucking idiot that they still get trolled by this HIBMT?
Swapping python for Java as the beginners one may be a good idea though.