/prog/ - Programming languages comparison

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 14:35

How many differences there are between Haskell and Visual Basic?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 14:54

I wrote a script in FIOC, and it turns out there are ³⁷.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:03

over 9000

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:06

>>3
Back to /b/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:07

Infinity

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:19

>>5



haskellName = "Haskell"

vbName = "Visual Basic"

numberOfDifferences = 0



while True:

    haskellName += "j"

    vbName += "j"

    if haskell != vbName:

        numberOfDifferences++



print numberOfDifferences

Running this on Fedora Linux 11 I got inf number of differences. Each of them have different names if you add i js to their name, and you can test from i = 0 to i = infinity.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:20

>>6
WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:22

It's Python, I can tell from the indentation and having had my anus haxed quite a few times.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:29

>>8
HOW WAS IT THE ANUS HAXING

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:35

>>9
It was most enjoyable. Anus haxing has my endorsement.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:37

Endorse my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:38

>>8
Python has a ++ operator now?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:38

>>10
ok. im going to learn haskell now

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:41

>>6
Each of them have different names if you add i js to their name
I don't think that's how you test for differences.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:45

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You're thinking all wrong. >>6 is exactly how you would test for differences, albeit a small subset of an infinitely large list.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 15:46

>>12
import pyplusplus

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 16:38

IMPORT MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 17:26

>>17



import my.anus



while True:

    hax(my.anus)

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 17:59

>>18
I found this quite persuasive.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 18:00

How did the "hax my anus" meme get started anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 18:03

>>20
Someone got hooked and gave it a new name. Once you start you can't stop, but the problem is that you need a partner.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 18:05

Haxell my anus !

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 18:26

uuencode my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 18:34

>>21
So you don't know either. Are there any people here that saw that meme appear for the first time? It was in early 2008, if I'm not mistaken.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 18:36

>>24
hwo i progscape lol? ¯\(º_o)/¯

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 18:45

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/prog/ used to be called /anus/. It was THE SUSSMANS that hacked /anus/ to create a board where we could share our love of SICP. But it was not easy, for THE MODERATOR complained about the hacking, saying "DON'T HAX MY ANUS!" THE SUSSMANS did not stop, and changed /anus/ to /prog/, and every since we have shouted "_{H_{A_{X _{M_{Y _{A_{N_{U_S}}}}}}}}!"

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 18:49

>>25
That's a good question, actually.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 20:35

Zarn wrote a Python script which queries the subject.txt database. You can find more details on his blag.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 20:45

>>28
You mean Xarn?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 21:40

>>29

Do you call Japan by the name the Japs use?

No. And so his name is Zarn

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 23:25

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1207498545

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 5:12

>>30
ore wa nippon

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 6:17

>>30
Not >>28, but basically what I was going to post.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 6:23

>>18



haxAnus :: Anus -> Anus

haxAnus anus -> haxAnus anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 7:06

>>34

sin, csc :: Floating a => a -> a

sin x = 1/(csc x)

csc x = 1/(sin x)

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 8:13

>>34:2:13: parse error on input `->' Failed, modules loaded: none.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 8:25

Go kill yourself and get a real job.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 8:26

>>17
MyAnus
looks like VB

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 9:30

>>38



>VbAnus

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 9:55

VB my Anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 10:29

anonymous@prog:~$ diff Haskell Visual\ Basic diff: Haskell: file not found diff: Visual Basic: file not found

amidoinitrite?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 12:34

>>41
Quite so old, bean, Quite so.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 17:01

>>41
gay
>>42
uyor gay
Seriously, maybe people at rand(all)'s forums laugh at this, but not us.

We have higher standards.

[anonymous@prog:~$ diff Haskell Visual\ Basic

diff: This isn't ubuntu, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 17:43

>>43
More like
C:\Documents and Settings\anonymous\> diff Haskell "Visual Basic"

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 17:45

>>44
Finally, someone using a REAL OS!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:11

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:33

Xarn is a bad boyfriend

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