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bECAUSE IT'S THAT EASY TO PISS HIM OFF. iT'S BEST FOR HIM IF HE JUST LEAVES THIS THREAD. bOO wOO THREAD JIHACK'D!
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Anonymous2009-09-27 16:32
The queer agenda.
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Anonymous2009-09-27 18:17
Brootosh wonchos.
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Anonymous2009-09-27 20:06
IM THE ORIGINAL EXPERT PROGRAMMER
I found /prog/ a long long time ago: It was a pathetic board filled with morons asking boring questions because they couldn't be bothered to look things up. What was worse and raged me was that the regulars on that board answered these questions informatively and well.
It occured to me that this was extremely un-4chan-like so I began to implement some corruptive memetic programs that would proliferate well in that circumstance. The very first troll I created was EXPERT PROGRAMMER. I will not name names but he was loosely based on a certain IRC denzien who I much admire. Infact the SICP meme is also spawn of this, this is indeed no coincidence.
As my initial set of memetic programs took an extremely tight of the cultural norm in /prog/ I realized I had underestimated the power I now yeilded. As an initial test I began to incite some 'trolling' escapades that reached out beyond /prog/ (into other boards, IRC and other sites). It was a success overall, but simply a test.
In any case something strange started happening next, I would not say my programs mutated but the board /prog/ being now quite full of hackers (not just drone programmers) began to create new memes (such as 'satori') I tried very hard to quash them but it was impossible to hold them back. /prog/ began to collapse in on itsself everything I had created was lost for sure. This was about 2 years (perhaps longer) on.
The fall of /prog/ it not a mixed blessing, really no good has come of it - nothing especially bad either. It simply remains a shitheap.
Christopher (the author of the suave lisp toad) seems especially intent on holding onto the dear memory of /prog/, my proof? This board. Why is that Christopher? I be interested in reading a detailed response from you.
It occured to me that this was extremely un-4chan-like so I began to implement some corruptive memetic programs that would proliferate well in that circumstance.
What a mild annoyance. Prog was never intended to be like 4chan.