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Pick 2 Superpowers

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 13:29

This poll is designed to showcase what personality you represent:
A. The ability to pause time for 1 minute for everyone but yourself. There is a 3 minute recharge time between pauses.

B. Perfection in any one skill you choose (e.g. soccer, marksmanship, guitar, etc.). No one on Earth would ever come close to your skill level for many generations.

C. Increase your intellectual capacity tenfold and a perfect memory.

D. You may alter your physical appearance one time per year. All evidence and memory of your prior appearance(s) will be altered to accomodate your new look so you will be recognizable to everyone who knows you and no one will realize the change has occurred.

E. Become exteriorly indestructable. Nothing can harm you unless you inhale, eat or absorb it.

F. To never require sleep, water, or food ever again. You also would be clean at all times (no showers required) and never have to excrete waste. Note that you may eat, drink, sleep and excrete if you so choose.

G. To be immune from age of consent, kidnapping and rape laws. Also, immunity from STDs,moralfags,social stigma and have orgasms twice as powerful and three times as long as you do now. The refractory period would only last for 45 seconds.

H. Halt the aging process at the age of 20 and guarantee immunity from illness. Note: you are not invincible; you may still be killed by anything outside of biological illness(such as road accident).

I. The ability to instantly teleport absolutely anywhere. There is a 12 hour recharge time afterwards. You may take up to four people with you.

J. Telekinesis. The weight of your target must be at most twice your weight and you may only move them within a 200ft radius of yourself.

K. The ability to hear another's thoughts. Can only be used on one person at a time.

L. Your strength, agility and reflexes are increased tenfold.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 14:29

>>14
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!
you think your tough huh?
two words MUAY THAI.
i have taken out two guys at the same time in less than 5 seconds i have been training for 3 years.
also brazilian jujitsu,boxing,and tai chi.
you might be bigger than me,but i know im stronger and quicker.
i only weigh 130 pounds pure lean muscle.
one punch you'll be on your way to ICU.
your the one whose a homo.i can get pussy anytime i want you probably haven't ever been laid before.
you probably have sex with your computer.
you don't even know me,and you don't want to.
you'll be lucky if your even worth the fight one phonecall and you'll dissappear forever.
though i'd be hapy to humiliate you in front of all your friends.
btw IM the best.
i have fought in maine, new hampshire, new york,utah, colorado,florida,bahamas.
never lost a fight!
im undefeated in competitive muay thai/MMA.
im on my way to UFC.
go ahead and come step anytime you want.b*tch

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