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Things that ARE funny

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 0:41

Here, I'll start.

Hot naked stripping coeds
"What about I am gay?"
Trolling functional programming faggots
Women's rights

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 2:06

People who think they are brilliant for identifying trolls and must express it whilst simultaneously saging to underline their genius.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 2:35

>>2
I agree.
Especially ones who feel the need to give a rating, as if anybody gives a shit about what they think. Double points for being a tripfaggot when you do this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 3:12

>>2,3
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 3:15

>>4
lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 3:46

Hot naked stripping codes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 4:29

>>4
FATAL ERROR: DIVISION BY TEN ATTEMPTED

Name: Haxus the Funny 2009-09-18 6:01

Haxus the Funny

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 8:49

Trolling functional programming faggots
Functional programmers never get trolled you idiot. It would require a change of state. It is you who have been trolled!! HA HA ha ha!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 10:22

>>9
Orangered envelope for you, sir!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 11:31


# sudo make-me-a-sammich.grl

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 11:34

The C programming language

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 11:48

SEPPLES

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:13

SCALABLE ENTERPRISE SOLUTIONS to problems posted on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:16

a job

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:17

>>14
can we leverage the synergy of those same solutions here as well?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:01

*grabs dick*
"GRUNNUR"
ENTERPRISE $var
SUSSMAN
``Expert quotes''

Name: bitches and hoes 2009-09-18 13:51

bitches and hoes

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:57

>>17
None of these are funny.

>>18
COMEDY GOLD!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:59

>>1
Failed attempt to grant hot naked stripping coeds funny status.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 14:05

>>1
This may surprise you, but I invented "what about my <x>?"

I should've bookmarked that thread and I just wasted like 30 minutes on Google trying to find it though. It also occurs to me that I've been on /prog/ for a long time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 14:07

>>21
Cool story, bro.

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-09-18 15:12

...

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 15:59

>>21
But not long enough to know about /prog/scrape?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 17:56

>>27
I know of /prog/scrape.

My response: ONE WORD: THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE; THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 6:34


I thought I
XOR a pussycat
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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 6:43

>>21
This may surprise you, but I invented the meme stealing meme

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 7:18

>>30
This may surprise you but your a nigger

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 7:27

>>31
This may surprise you but you're mother is a hore

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 7:29

>>32
This may surprise you but you will never get laid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 7:38

>>33
This may surprise you but I chose programming in the Choose one! [Serious thread!].

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 7:40

>>34
This may surprise you but you don't get to choose by virtue of being a /prog/rammer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 7:44

>>35
This may surprise you but you can have sex with >>31-san's mother for money.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 7:46

>>36
san's
Fuck off you weaboo cunt just for using that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 7:51

this may suprise prog but i had homosexual experience in the third week of my 1-month-no-fap challange. i just wanted to suck a cock you see. i'm not even gay, well except that one time, obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 7:55

>>37
back to /g/ with you.
/prog/ has been a weaboo programming board since before you ever even heard of 4chan.
where the hell did you think touhou 11g and SICP VN came from? hell, you probably haven't even heard of them.
gotta love newfags who think they own the place just because they've been here a week. doh ho ho

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 8:01

>>39
newfags
back to /b/ with you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 8:06

>>40
it's cute that you can't think of any other rebuttal than to tell me to go to /b/.
(。◕‿‿◕。) you are too serious anon-chan. take it easy.
the internet is not serious business

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 8:07

>>39

BAK 2 YUR MOTHERS WONG BRA!!one

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 8:20

Dongz.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 8:51

>>39
????????????????????????

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 9:10

>>44
LULZ
EPIC WIN

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 9:13

>>45
Back to /b/, plz

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 9:17

>>46
GTFO failfag

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 9:23

back to /b/, plz

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-27 13:45

Take if off

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-27 15:08

Trolling OO faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-27 22:17

>>29
Fuck, I lol'd, and it made me realize how empty my life has become. I have a soul-crushing job, no girlfriend, and I'm fat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-27 23:52

Here, have a Big Mac

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 4:46

>>59

I miss you

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 4:57

>>52
that's the power of tweety

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 4:57

>>54
EXPERT FUTURE POSTING

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 0:49


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