/prog/ - Things that aren't funny

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 23:01

Here, I'll start.

Hax my $bodypart
Lain
U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 23:04

Perhaps your on the wrong board.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 23:06

>>1
Lain
Don't encourage them!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 23:16

Hax my $bodypart
Agreed ``$verb my Anus!'' is better

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 4:05

>>4
With all due respect, I prefer ``$verb this! *grabs dick*''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 5:34

$verb $possessiveadjectives¹ $noun

1. From Wikipedia.org <i>"What are traditionally and popularly, if mistakenly, called possessive adjectives..."</i>

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 5:39

Haxus the *

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 5:53

People who are very serious

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:37

>>8
People who don't know that there's a difference between "very serious" and "dislike tired and/or forced memes".

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:49

>>6
"Popularly"? Who the fuck calls possessive pronouns, "adjectives"?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:51

>>10
Idiots and Americans

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:53

>>9
People who misinterpret my posts

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:54

everything is a verb to me

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 9:56

SEPPLES

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 10:10

XKCD

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 10:17

*grabs $genitalia*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 10:23

>>16
Is anus a kind of genitalia?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 11:29

>>17



puts anus.status

grabbed

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 11:54

>>17
The word you're looking for is genitalium.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:12

/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:04

>>19
genitalii

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:59

>>17
Yes, because it can be fucked.

Other valid genitalia: Cleavage, mouths, ears, noses, eye sockets, windpipes (after decapitation), knife wounds, and the brain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 14:27

Dongz.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 1:44

select count(*) from posts where body like('%lain%')
3729

^:/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 1:52

>>26
Shouldn't you use like('Lain.')? Otherwise you'll get false positives every time someone says "explain" or "complain." Not that anyone cares.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 6:02

>>27
select count(*) from posts where body like('%Lain.%')
1962

[sup]:[/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 7:02

>>28
And what is lain? a fucking anime. it's the desudesudesu.org faggots that spam it. to hell with them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 7:30

>>29
No, it's Kenneth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 8:11

>>29
It's rather good, though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 9:13

>>29
lain isn't an eroge

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 10:02

>>30
No, it's Paul Graham. Notice how it bumped so many L.I.S.P. threads?

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