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Programming nerds are especially obnoxious

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 22:23

So I'm in my fourth week of a C course, and every fucking class, without failure, some totally stereotypical, cheetos eating, hentai fapping, socially awkward fuck of a person has to ask the professor a question that not only has no relevance to what we are learning, but it is blatantly obvious that the faggot who asked it knew the answer to begin with and only raised his hand to appear intelligent.

Today a classic nerd asked the professor a question (thick glasses, speech impediment, arrogant tone), and after trying to reword his question at least half a dozen fucking times for the professor to address it (because it was irrelevant HURR), finally says, "Oh, wait, I already know the answer to that". You could feel the fucking facepalming that went on from every person in the room who wasn't a complete fucking failure.

Why? In none of the other classes I've taken save U.S. Government/Politics, everyone is content to sit the fuck down and listen without being a fucking waste of space and everybody else's time. Is it something about programming that makes it seem inherently superior to all other disciplines to these virginal, neckbearded, stuttering fucks?

I'm a 'nerd', and I don't care for being considered one. But seeing as I have at least a modicum of self respect, I don't do things that make the nerd image what it is today.

Fuck man, in a few years you'll be earning more cash than pretty much everyone else, the least you could do is shut the fuck up in the meantime, right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 22:32

back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 22:47

You have made /prog/ cry.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 22:53

Yes, obnoxious people suck.  Too bad you can't stuff them in lockers anymore, eh?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 23:39

>>1
I don't do stereotypical nerd things like ranting anonymously on the Internet about people who irritate me... oh, wait.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-17 23:45

things that make the nerd image what it is today.
Hands up who else thought of that twittery/mac/faggotty video from the other thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 1:43

yes, people like that are truly annoying.
luckily i don't have anybody like that in my classes anymore - or at least they've learned to shut up

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 3:31

>>1
You should be happy you had a class with Taro!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 4:35

I'm not a nerd just because I fap to hentae, frequent /prog/, and have a cudder up my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 6:32

I hate people who act in such a way that I actually feel embarrassed for them that I wish they would stop because it's hurting my feelings.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 6:50

>>1
This has given me a good idea for when I take C++ next semester!

I'm going to complain about things like "Monads" and "Functors" not being in C++. I'm also gonna ask why my type class isn't working.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 7:45

>>11
It's not like its the only thing missing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 8:44

>>11
Bring up reflection. Or encapsulation. In fact, bring up any OO principle and marvel at C++ utterly failing to incorporate it in any sensible way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 11:37

>>13
Inheritance.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 11:44

>>14
Enjoy your unstable interfaces.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:07

>>11
Except for the fact that C++ does in fact have functors, just under a different name. Even java has them since 5.0 (in a limited version).

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:11

>>16
Yes. It's called a "class."

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:16

>>17
In particular, a template class.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:19

>>18
Enjoy your operator overloading leading to ``readable'' code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:25

>>19

Overloading's the least of your worries, IMO.
(apart from the fact that overloading itself is a shite hack)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:25

>>19
Oh, I do. Did you ever read a large calculation with bigints written in java?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:26

>>20
Don't worry, I've scripted my IDE's refactoring engine to remangle symbols!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:36

>>21
Why not just use python or scheme where bignums are supported transparently? Who the fuck uses Java for bignums?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 12:38

>>23
Enterprise... number crunchers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:01

>>23
Or a high performance CL implementation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:05

>>23
You see, the fun thing about operator overloading is that it doesn't matter anymore what exactly is transparently supported by the language and what isn't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:09

>>26
Enjoy your endless recompilan cycles whenever you make changes to private variables.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:14

>>27
It's okay. I get paid by the hour.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:16

You see, the fun thing about operator overloading is showing everyone online

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:19

>>28
You miss the point. It means that, yes, it does matter what is transparently supported by the language. Which is one of the biggest problems with C++: its absolute failure in encapsulation destroys any benefit any other ``feature'' might bring. (Not that most of these weren't fucked up, too.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:42

>>29
Overload that operator to my face not online and see what happens.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:45

overload my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:46

>>19
Enjoy not being able to use + for adding vectors and other shit

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:49

>>33
Enjoy the class overhead

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 13:52

>>26 has confused operator overloading with macros.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 14:00

>>19,34
I will!  Thanks!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-18 15:12

Whenever someone tries to preach C++ to me, I like to pretend all I've ever programmed in is C, Lisp and Smalltalk.
They'll start talking about everything I'm missing by using plain C, and then I'll act interested and start asking how to do this and that idiom from Smalltalk or Lisp. Small three-liners that expand into huge clusterfucks of patterns are ideal.

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