Anime/Manga Python Tool

Guys? I need somehow who can program me the following tool preferably in Python

- Watches several different RSS Feeds (extendable)
- If a combination of given cinditions is found, e.g: "Bleach" 123 *.torrent the program starts a certain action. (In this example download a torrent). For megaupload.com/* links start JDownloader etc.
- If I start watching an Anime Episode or Manga Episode in SMPplayer/Comix I want some kinda daemon regex the caption of the windows and increate the episode / chapter counter for the given anime/manga. ("Bleach" 124).

I want that in 3 hours.

kkthxbye

What's up with all the hostility?  I'm sure every /prog/ user worth his weight in salt has had the idea to write something like this, but gave up when he realized the massive scale of it.