Anime/Manga Python Tool

Guys? I need somehow who can program me the following tool preferably in Python

- Watches several different RSS Feeds (extendable)
- If a combination of given cinditions is found, e.g: "Bleach" 123 *.torrent the program starts a certain action. (In this example download a torrent). For megaupload.com/* links start JDownloader etc.
- If I start watching an Anime Episode or Manga Episode in SMPplayer/Comix I want some kinda daemon regex the caption of the windows and increate the episode / chapter counter for the given anime/manga. ("Bleach" 124).

I want that in 3 hours.

kkthxbye

"A /prog/spamming script written in Common Lisp."

(asdf:oos 'asdf:load-op :drakma)
(defpackage :sagebomb (:use :cl :drakma))
(in-package :sagebomb)

(defparameter *header-stream* *standard-output*)

(defparameter *subject-txt*
  (http-request "http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt"))

(defun bomb (thread msg meiru)
  (let ((params `(("bbs" . "prog")
          ("id" . ,thread)
          ("shiichan" . "proper2")
          ("kotehan" . "")
          ("meiru" . ,meiru)
          ("com" . ,msg)
          ("email" . ""))))
    (http-request "http://dis.4chan.org/post"
          :method :post
          :parameters params)))

(bomb "1253081522" "Well, this isn't exactly a macro, but I still didn't evaluate the function myself. That's gotta be worth something." "sage")