PHP sucks

PHP is fuckign shit, period. Horrible syntax with poor OOP support (lack of static initializers WHAT THE FUCK???).

The only good thing about it is that it's free. And this was enough for the niggers of the Internet to adopt it wildly.

Even the semi-official IDE, Zend Studio (which isn't free) is a piece of shit (good thing that I pirated it).

Discuss.

>>4
Learn to read. Lerdorf doesn't understand ``like'' OO, so he let other people do it. It is supposed to have OO, but the people working on PHP are morons, so it ended up being even brokener than Sepples.