PHP sucks

PHP is fuckign shit, period. Horrible syntax with poor OOP support (lack of static initializers WHAT THE FUCK???).

The only good thing about it is that it's free. And this was enough for the niggers of the Internet to adopt it wildly.

Even the semi-official IDE, Zend Studio (which isn't free) is a piece of shit (good thing that I pirated it).

Discuss.

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It isn't supposed to have ‘real OOP’^[1] -- ``I've never been a huge fan of OO – I use it when I think it's appropriate. When I have an object that carries data and some methods to manipulate the data, that's OK. But I've never been a fan of everything OO.''^[2]

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[1]Where real OOP is defined as Java/Sepples type OOP
[2]http://www.techradar.com/news/computing/pc/how-php-became-such-a-huge-success-633591?artc_pg=2}