What programming language....

....gets the most breed-able females?

Thats like some douchebag asking "what car would get me the most sexy chicks"
You would get "chicks" interested in your car and money, not yourself(thats what you get for destroying environment with your cars,faggots).
Also, if you instead asked "Are there girls would like to ride bikes with me?" you might get closer to your answer(common interests) but still far away from the realization you trying the wrong approach.
Think about what "programming languages" are: they are tools. Asking "does this tool is improving my chances at dating"
is automatically failing, because you don't have the qualities of your tool: you merely possess the tool.
Arguing about which tools you should use is better is much less relevant then clothing you choose(which is in turn less relevant than your looks and personality). I'll summarize this in one sentence:
You can't observe someone on the street and say "Oh this guy uses Haskell/Lisp/Prolog, hes a chick magnet" because Haskell/Lisp/Prolog is invisible.



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Assembly, because that's what the gruff manly men use

VB.Net

You aren't dumb enough to belive the stupid shit of C style lanugages.

Everything else is done by 50 year olds maintaining legacy code.

And you aren't stupid enough to think shit like Python is good enough to make something other than a fad.

>>4
May be right, there's plenty of females that cling to stupid abusive men.

>>2
It seems the the most recent incarnation of FrozenTroll is your typical hippy, vegetarian, environmentalist, idiot.
There is now no doubt in my mind that you are a troll.

>>2

i actually enjoy reading your posts and if you'd update your blag, i'd probably read it

>>3
I want a badass manly boyfriend with a beard who can program in assembly.

>>8

He's not badass, he's an idiot. There's a reason higher level languages are used - most of the time you'll only write fast assembly functions inline.

>>9
who can program in assembly.
Key word: can

>>9
Oh and also, I know he is not badass, because he doesn't actually exist. ;______;

Lisp.
/thread

>>8
I'd settle for just a beard who could code in assembly. Chicks would dig that.

I don't think there's any females in this thread to give their honest opinion.
If I had to guess, they'd probably not care much that you program in general, and less about in what you program in.

I'd settle for a neckbeard who could code in Assembly

>>15
Not a proper noun.

>>2

This t-shirt allows you to show off your LISP love,

http://upe.berkeley.edu/files/tshirt-carcdr-full.jpg

Notice the ugly chink as the model, the creator is obviously targeting a specific demographic.

>>16
Not a proper poster.

>>17 I feel disgusted and amused at the same time.
>obviously targeting a specific demographic.
that would be LISPtards. Aside from them, such t-shirts are not recognized by anyone.


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Disregard the invisible teenage poster

>>17
Perfect, with a shirt that asks girls to awkwardly sit near me, I won't even need to speak to them.

>>17
And look, there's the previous cdr coming in from behind.

>>14
hmmm, good point.
this thread should be "What programming language makes ugly females seem more breed-able?"

>>23
HTML

>>24
Please do not label HTML a ``programming language''.

>>25
Nice faggot quotes.

But it has an hello world program therefore it must be a programming language.


!doctype html>
<html>
  <head>
    <title>Hello HTML</title>
  </head>
  <body>
    <p>Hello World!</p>
  </body>
</html>

>>26
It's not Turing complete!