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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 18:35

a wild west hero :(

Name: 2009-09-07 18:42

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 18:51

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 19:15

Don't you mean were?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 22:19

>>4
This is America! Your subjunctives hold no power here!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 23:42

>>6
I bet you do.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 0:56

>>5
THIS ISN'T AMERICA
THIS IS PRAGUE

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 3:32

I wish I was a programer

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 3:42

>>9
Yeah, me too. :( But saying ``hax my anus'' provides comparable amusement.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-09-08 3:51

>>9,10 You can learn basic JavaScript in few hours.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 3:53

>>10
Saying "hax my anus" while being a programmer synergistically produces an effect you can't imagine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 5:04

>>11
Where do I learn from?

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-09-08 5:09

start with http://www.w3schools.com/jS/js_operators.asp



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Name: sage 2009-09-08 5:17

Disregard the invisible poster

Name: sage 2009-09-08 5:17

Disregard the invisible poster

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 6:16

>>15,16
Disregard the Disregard the invisible poster poster

Name: Haxus the Disregarded 2009-09-08 6:20

Haxus the Disregarded

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= 2009-09-08 6:23

Haxus the Pretentious Teenager

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 6:28

i wish i was a little girl

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 6:33

god damn am i hiro protagonist or what

Name: Haxus the All-Seeing Eye 2009-09-08 6:48

Haxus the All-Seeing Eye

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 7:16

>>20
EXPERT MOOT IMPERSONATOR

Name: Anonynimous 2009-09-08 7:30

>>23

Listen asshole, I'm no impersonator, rest assured, its just I'd like having a small body, them holes, titeys.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 7:36

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 7:40

>>24-25
Get out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 7:43

Pokemon (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon
(Oh) You're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all, yeah

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 7:43

Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all-
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 7:45

Pokemon
(Oh) You're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 7:47

Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all-
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 7:48

every user between posts 24-25 should just leave as >>26-san suggested

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 7:50

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 8:19

Misty was tired after a long day training her pokemon. Staryu and Starmie were doing especially good, and even though she should probably evolve her Staryu because if would be better she is a gym leader and therefore must keep some diversity in her team. She wouldn’t let Ash or that other cheeky girl beat her again!

“You guys did a good job today,” said Misty, “I think you deserve an extra special treat!”

Staryu and Starmie looked at each other and said “Hey-ya!” They had a good idea of what they wanted as a special treat. Staryu had seen Misty changing yesterday and his light went extra bright. He had never seen such a beautiful sight in all his life. Staryu didn’t feel shameful that he thought a human girl was cute. After all, there weren’t many hot Staryu as they all looked the same. And didn’t have hot breasts like Misty did, or a curvy luscious body.

Staryu had told Starmie about how hot Misty was, and Starmie had become determined to fuck her. Staryu was a bit jealous, but Starmie said they could do it together because it would be fun.

“Okay,” said Misty, scratching her head, “Maybe I can get Brock to make me some extra special food for you two. He owes me a favor anyways.” Misty blushed as if recalling fond memories. It was adorable and Staryu couldn’t help himself.

“Hey-ya heay-ya hey-ya,” he said, which was Staryu for “I want to love you long and hard baby.” Misty didn’t understand him though, so she said, “Okay then, I’ll just hop on down to Pewter City…” But Starmie jumped in front of her and said “Heeeeeyyyy-aaaaaaahhhhh!” which is Starmie for “Not until we make you our bitch!”

Staryu tackled Misty, who fell to the ground. “Staryu,” she said, “What are you…” Starmie began to use one of his arms to nudge off her clothing.

“Oh,” said Misty, smiling seductively, “Now I see what you want!” She giggled and began to take off her tank top, revealing a lacy blue bra. Staryu was flashing bright yellow at this point, and Starmie said, “Hey-ya!” which means, “Stay with me kid, she hasn’t even gotten naked yet.” Misty removed the rest of her clothing while licking Staryu’s light.

“You guys are both so… star-shaped!” she said, “It’s so hot watching you train, you’re so strong… at night I go home and touch myself to the thought of you water-gunning me in the ass!” Her clothing was now completely off, and Starmie took one of his arms and began to slowly massage her vag.

Staryu was melting under Misty’s touch. She licked him and ran her breasts over his light. “Fuck me now!” she said.

Starmie took one of his arms and slowly penetrated her. She was so hot. Then Staryu, who was ready for some action as well, went behind Misty and stuck his arm in Misty’s asshole. He didn’t know something could have ever felt so good. He would never get this kind of feeling with another pokemon. The inside of Misty’s ass seemed to massage his arm in all the right places, and the sight of her round ass bobbing up and down and he and Starmie pounded in her was so amazingly sexy. Misty panted and called out their names, rubbing herself tenderly with one hand.

“This… is like… all my wildest fantasies coming true!” she yelled, and let out a loud moan as she reached her orgasm. The feeling of the two star hands inside of her just felt so good!

Staryu was becoming rather excited too, the light in his center was now approaching pure white. Starmie too was beginning the shake with pleasure, and his light was already white. He switched out his arms in Misty’s pussy until his entire body was covered in his sticky pleasure fluids. Finally, both of them let out a long “Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy-aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” and performed hydro-pump into Misty’s orifices. She shot up in the air, doing twenty three back flips before landing in the pool, her entire body oozing pleasure and sexual satisfaction. Dripping wet, she got out of the pool and collapsed on Staryu and Starmie.

“Thank you for that… wonderful experience,” she said, smiling happily.

Just then there was a sound from the other end of the gym as the door slammed. Brock had just come in and was gasping at the sight in front of him.

“Misty!” he said, “You didn’t…”

“I did Brock, and it was amazing.” She was lovingly stroking her Starmie and Staryu. “These guys know how to pleasure me in a way no man can!”

“Mind if I test that theory sometime?” asked Brock, taking off his shirt and approaching Misty, who was still lying naked on the floor of the gym.

“Fine,” she said, “But Staryu and Starmie have to be involved in all of our love making from now on.”

“I’m sure Ash will love that,” said Brock.

Staryu looked at Starmie. He did not want any other guys having their way with THEIR Misty.

“I’ll get Brock to make you some of those special treats you like,” cooed Misty, stroking his arms seducingly, “And I’m sure you’ll find Brock, Ash, and their pokemon have something to enjoy also. Especially Pikachu… that guy can give a blowjob like you wouldn’t believe!”

Staryu and Starmie said, “Hey-ya!” happily. They loved Brock’s special treats.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 8:35

>>33
what did I just read

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 9:17

>>34
You just read ``Misty was tired after a long day training her pokemon. Staryu and Starmie were doing especially good, and even though she should probably evolve her Staryu because if would be better she is a gym leader and therefore must keep some diversity in her team. She wouldn’t let Ash or that other cheeky girl beat her again!

“You guys did a good job today,” said Misty, “I think you deserve an extra special treat!”

Staryu and Starmie looked at each other and said “Hey-ya!” They had a good idea of what they wanted as a special treat. Staryu had seen Misty changing yesterday and his light went extra bright. He had never seen such a beautiful sight in all his life. Staryu didn’t feel shameful that he thought a human girl was cute. After all, there weren’t many hot Staryu as they all looked the same. And didn’t have hot breasts like Misty did, or a curvy luscious body.

Staryu had told Starmie about how hot Misty was, and Starmie had become determined to fuck her. Staryu was a bit jealous, but Starmie said they could do it together because it would be fun.

“Okay,” said Misty, scratching her head, “Maybe I can get Brock to make me some extra special food for you two. He owes me a favor anyways.” Misty blushed as if recalling fond memories. It was adorable and Staryu couldn’t help himself.

“Hey-ya heay-ya hey-ya,” he said, which was Staryu for “I want to love you long and hard baby.” Misty didn’t understand him though, so she said, “Okay then, I’ll just hop on down to Pewter City…” But Starmie jumped in front of her and said “Heeeeeyyyy-aaaaaaahhhhh!” which is Starmie for “Not until we make you our bitch!”

Staryu tackled Misty, who fell to the ground. “Staryu,” she said, “What are you…” Starmie began to use one of his arms to nudge off her clothing.

“Oh,” said Misty, smiling seductively, “Now I see what you want!” She giggled and began to take off her tank top, revealing a lacy blue bra. Staryu was flashing bright yellow at this point, and Starmie said, “Hey-ya!” which means, “Stay with me kid, she hasn’t even gotten naked yet.” Misty removed the rest of her clothing while licking Staryu’s light.

“You guys are both so… star-shaped!” she said, “It’s so hot watching you train, you’re so strong… at night I go home and touch myself to the thought of you water-gunning me in the ass!” Her clothing was now completely off, and Starmie took one of his arms and began to slowly massage her vag.

Staryu was melting under Misty’s touch. She licked him and ran her breasts over his light. “Fuck me now!” she said.

Starmie took one of his arms and slowly penetrated her. She was so hot. Then Staryu, who was ready for some action as well, went behind Misty and stuck his arm in Misty’s asshole. He didn’t know something could have ever felt so good. He would never get this kind of feeling with another pokemon. The inside of Misty’s ass seemed to massage his arm in all the right places, and the sight of her round ass bobbing up and down and he and Starmie pounded in her was so amazingly sexy. Misty panted and called out their names, rubbing herself tenderly with one hand.

“This… is like… all my wildest fantasies coming true!” she yelled, and let out a loud moan as she reached her orgasm. The feeling of the two star hands inside of her just felt so good!

Staryu was becoming rather excited too, the light in his center was now approaching pure white. Starmie too was beginning the shake with pleasure, and his light was already white. He switched out his arms in Misty’s pussy until his entire body was covered in his sticky pleasure fluids. Finally, both of them let out a long “Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy-aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” and performed hydro-pump into Misty’s orifices. She shot up in the air, doing twenty three back flips before landing in the pool, her entire body oozing pleasure and sexual satisfaction. Dripping wet, she got out of the pool and collapsed on Staryu and Starmie.

“Thank you for that… wonderful experience,” she said, smiling happily.

Just then there was a sound from the other end of the gym as the door slammed. Brock had just come in and was gasping at the sight in front of him.

“Misty!” he said, “You didn’t…”

“I did Brock, and it was amazing.” She was lovingly stroking her Starmie and Staryu. “These guys know how to pleasure me in a way no man can!”

“Mind if I test that theory sometime?” asked Brock, taking off his shirt and approaching Misty, who was still lying naked on the floor of the gym.

“Fine,” she said, “But Staryu and Starmie have to be involved in all of our love making from now on.”

“I’m sure Ash will love that,” said Brock.

Staryu looked at Starmie. He did not want any other guys having their way with THEIR Misty.

“I’ll get Brock to make you some of those special treats you like,” cooed Misty, stroking his arms seducingly, “And I’m sure you’ll find Brock, Ash, and their pokemon have something to enjoy also. Especially Pikachu… that guy can give a blowjob like you wouldn’t believe!”

Staryu and Starmie said, “Hey-ya!” happily. They loved Brock’s special treats. ''

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 10:03

>>35
Staryu the Starmie looked in each other the said “Hey-ya!” They had the good idea of what they wanted as the special treat. Staryu had seen Misty changing yesterday the his light went extra bright. He had never seen such the beautiful sight with all his life. Staryu didn’t feel shameful that he thought the human girl was cute. After all, there weren’t many hot Staryu as they all looked was same. the didn’t have hot breasts like Misty did, or the curvy luscious body.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 10:07

I fucked you're pikachus

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 10:10

>>35
You're telling me I just read ``Misty was tired after a long day training her pokemon. Staryu and Starmie were doing especially good, and even though she should probably evolve her Staryu because if would be better she is a gym leader and therefore must keep some diversity in her team. She wouldn’t let Ash or that other cheeky girl beat her again!

“You guys did a good job today,” said Misty, “I think you deserve an extra special treat!”

Staryu and Starmie looked at each other and said “Hey-ya!” They had a good idea of what they wanted as a special treat. Staryu had seen Misty changing yesterday and his light went extra bright. He had never seen such a beautiful sight in all his life. Staryu didn’t feel shameful that he thought a human girl was cute. After all, there weren’t many hot Staryu as they all looked the same. And didn’t have hot breasts like Misty did, or a curvy luscious body.

Staryu had told Starmie about how hot Misty was, and Starmie had become determined to fuck her. Staryu was a bit jealous, but Starmie said they could do it together because it would be fun.

“Okay,” said Misty, scratching her head, “Maybe I can get Brock to make me some extra special food for you two. He owes me a favor anyways.” Misty blushed as if recalling fond memories. It was adorable and Staryu couldn’t help himself.

“Hey-ya heay-ya hey-ya,” he said, which was Staryu for “I want to love you long and hard baby.” Misty didn’t understand him though, so she said, “Okay then, I’ll just hop on down to Pewter City…” But Starmie jumped in front of her and said “Heeeeeyyyy-aaaaaaahhhhh!” which is Starmie for “Not until we make you our bitch!”

Staryu tackled Misty, who fell to the ground. “Staryu,” she said, “What are you…” Starmie began to use one of his arms to nudge off her clothing.

“Oh,” said Misty, smiling seductively, “Now I see what you want!” She giggled and began to take off her tank top, revealing a lacy blue bra. Staryu was flashing bright yellow at this point, and Starmie said, “Hey-ya!” which means, “Stay with me kid, she hasn’t even gotten naked yet.” Misty removed the rest of her clothing while licking Staryu’s light.

“You guys are both so… star-shaped!” she said, “It’s so hot watching you train, you’re so strong… at night I go home and touch myself to the thought of you water-gunning me in the ass!” Her clothing was now completely off, and Starmie took one of his arms and began to slowly massage her vag.

Staryu was melting under Misty’s touch. She licked him and ran her breasts over his light. “Fuck me now!” she said.

Starmie took one of his arms and slowly penetrated her. She was so hot. Then Staryu, who was ready for some action as well, went behind Misty and stuck his arm in Misty’s asshole. He didn’t know something could have ever felt so good. He would never get this kind of feeling with another pokemon. The inside of Misty’s ass seemed to massage his arm in all the right places, and the sight of her round ass bobbing up and down and he and Starmie pounded in her was so amazingly sexy. Misty panted and called out their names, rubbing herself tenderly with one hand.

“This… is like… all my wildest fantasies coming true!” she yelled, and let out a loud moan as she reached her orgasm. The feeling of the two star hands inside of her just felt so good!

Staryu was becoming rather excited too, the light in his center was now approaching pure white. Starmie too was beginning the shake with pleasure, and his light was already white. He switched out his arms in Misty’s pussy until his entire body was covered in his sticky pleasure fluids. Finally, both of them let out a long “Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy-aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” and performed hydro-pump into Misty’s orifices. She shot up in the air, doing twenty three back flips before landing in the pool, her entire body oozing pleasure and sexual satisfaction. Dripping wet, she got out of the pool and collapsed on Staryu and Starmie.

“Thank you for that… wonderful experience,” she said, smiling happily.

Just then there was a sound from the other end of the gym as the door slammed. Brock had just come in and was gasping at the sight in front of him.

“Misty!” he said, “You didn’t…”

“I did Brock, and it was amazing.” She was lovingly stroking her Starmie and Staryu. “These guys know how to pleasure me in a way no man can!”

“Mind if I test that theory sometime?” asked Brock, taking off his shirt and approaching Misty, who was still lying naked on the floor of the gym.

“Fine,” she said, “But Staryu and Starmie have to be involved in all of our love making from now on.”

“I’m sure Ash will love that,” said Brock.

Staryu looked at Starmie. He did not want any other guys having their way with THEIR Misty.

“I’ll get Brock to make you some of those special treats you like,” cooed Misty, stroking his arms seducingly, “And I’m sure you’ll find Brock, Ash, and their pokemon have something to enjoy also. Especially Pikachu… that guy can give a blowjob like you wouldn’t believe!”

Staryu and Starmie said, “Hey-ya!” happily. They loved Brock’s special treats. '' ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 10:15

*sticky pleasure fluids*

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 13:46

<-- check 'em dubz

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