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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 8:36

tell me whats the point of knowing your way around programming and computers in general when at the end of the day when approached by a girl you're so insecure that your body starts shivering and you wish a black hole sucked you in. and its not like i even enjoy programming or computers in general. fuck.

Discuss

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 8:40

Nah, brah

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 9:21

>>1
back to /r9k/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 11:07

Get a well paying IT job. Then realize how easy it is to attract women. Worked for me. IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 11:28

>>1
Cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 11:53

>>4

well paying
IT job
☻
also, how sitting alone, shades probably closed will help to [i]attract women[i/] ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 11:59

>>6
My wife worked in marketing when I met her...

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 12:17

>>7
What does she look like?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 12:19

>>1
If you act like that around girls, you really need to learn how to socialize. I started by reading How to Win Friends and Influence People. I then used that knowledge together with various girl attraction systems learned from books and the Internet. I then went out and actually got experience in socializing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 12:21

>>9
I started by reading How to Win Friends and Influence People.
Oh Anonymous, you card you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 12:43

>>10
dont knock it, it works

OP listen to this man >>9 he speaks truth.

Socializing, like everything else takes practice to be good at.

The fact that you were born a male geek is an automatic -10 on your d100 Socialization saving throw.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 13:11

>>11
The fact >>1-san posted here is also an automatic -100 on >>1-san's d100 Socialization saving throw.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 13:17

>>8
Korean, long hair, short and chubby with a cute face.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 13:46

>>13
See your Korean and raise you a cute Vietnamese.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 15:07

>>1
Computers have nothing to do with getting female attention.  I'm and EXPERT PROGRAMMER but I've had plenty of girlfriends and girls who are friends.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 15:09

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder

______________________________________________
That's where you are wrong. You think that you could easily post Anonymously because you see yourself as above Anonymous, that at any point you could choose to be on his level and that would be fine. In reality, you are below him. He is controlled and restrained enough to neither need nor see a need for credit, personalities in the course of mature programming discussion.

Name: Haxus the Painfully Shy 2009-09-02 15:16

>>16
I probably have this

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 15:24

>>17
Hey, me too. Let's get together and avoid each other all day, it'll be cool.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 15:25

>>16
I avoid social interaction most times because almost all of the people I know are incredibly boring. They like me, I just don't like them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 15:41

Hey, no talking to invisible posters!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 16:12

Thread header should read:

[4:20] :( :| :)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 16:48

>>19
that's because you expect other people to be gods.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 18:12

OP, you make the faulty assumption that being talked to by girls matters in any way. That being said, if you really do tense up and get the shakes when being talked to, there are medications for that to take away the anxiety.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 21:18

>>1
EAT SOME PILLS! 10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 21:25

>>24
Radix Buttsort?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 22:02

>>19
Goddamn people. Yeah, man, I totally want to make friends with you on the train and teach you about wireless networking. Not.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 22:06

>>26
I think thats his point. That people DONT want to do that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 22:28

>>27
Tell that to Mr. Talkative who's taking a class, having wireless network trouble, and has a three-year-old who's better with computers than him, all while I'm trying to read a book.

But yes, I was agreeing with >>19.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 0:29

I just discovered where Frozen-Void keeps his special sigs

http://www.iwriteiam.nl/SigProgC.html#bfi

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 1:06

>>22
>>26
Oh I still have a few friends which I hang out with from time to time. Also >>22-kun I don't expect them to be gods I just expect people to be mildly entertaining. For example at college all the girls talk about is fashion, boys and how school sucks. The guys I get a ride to school from constantly talk about World of Warcraft. The other guys talk about how much school sucks. I on the other hand think programming is quite lovely.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 2:47

Creative buttsorting is the only thing that keeps me going

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 3:58

>>1
girls are unscientific and ultimately destructive .

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 4:14

>>32

i agree yet i cant stop thinking about them. i dont even have a particular i like, in fact, i have no female friends. seems like i myself am not scientific and am leading myself to self destruction

D=:

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 5:37

>>33
then think about lisp .

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 9:40

>>4-san and >>9-san speak truth, but if you want to become a warrior:

* read "The Game" by Neil Strauss

* watch "The Pickup artist" on surfthechannel.com

* get a sense of style (!)

* buy pure MDMA and experiment until you find the correct dosage. you should take far less than what youngsters use these days, start with 0.1 grams.

* be trippin all day talking to everyone you like in a permanently good mood whilst getting all the pussy you can handle.

Good Luck OP!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 9:57

>>35
you are a bad man.
i mean that as in english bad, not as in "nigga, you so bad"

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 10:09

>>35
read "The Game"

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 10:13

/prog/ sucks today .

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 10:13

>>35
drugs and shitty books
Good advice, friend.

Name: SAGE 2009-09-03 10:16

>>38
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ! I FORGOT TO SAGE !

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 10:30

>>39
i bet all u ever took was aspirin, amirite Or indeed any other form of over the counter anlagesic? Mommy pls take the drug boogie man away!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 10:44

>>39
Unqualified assertions, concise critique
Great analysis, friend.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 11:08

You people disgust me.
What the fuck is wrong with you to make you want nothing more than meaningless sex?
Were you abused by a pedophile when you were young, or are you just extremely shallow wastes of life? I just don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 11:17

>>38
/prog/ sucks every day
FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 11:28

>>43
Is that you, Jennifer? How's your bull dyke g/f or where you the 'boy', I always forget these things.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 11:31

>>45
there's no such thing as female /prog/rammers, shit for brains.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 11:38

>>46
see >>43 for feminist man-hating sentiment; meaningless sex?

c'mon every red blooded man wants sex, that is a meaning in and of itself

also - i wouldnt exactly call dykes female either

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 11:39

>>33
i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 11:42

>>47
you are completely wrong.
i am not a feminist in the slightest. women belong in the kitchen.
hey, maybe i'm just smart enough to find purpose in life besides pursuing hedonistic desires like some kind of worthless animal.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 11:54

>>43
For me, it's not solely about sex. I was once a hikki-type loser that cared only for 2D women. I actually began to desire female companionship (which includes meaningful sex) after a lifetime of watching romance anime. Watching anime has led understand that I could enjoy life more by playing the game of hunting for a solid relationship that includes real sex. Oh God, why did I write this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 11:57

>>39
If you need drugs to attract women you're pretty pathetic. As for those books you're better off reading SICP and just taking a chance once in a while, friend.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 11:57

>>50
What? Are you turning into some sort of a feminist or something?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 11:59

>>50
3D women will never love you as much as 2D women.
they also have disgusting things like hair on their legs or sometimes even pimples.
3D women can never be as perfect as 2D.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 11:59

>>52
No. I was getting tired of feeling hopeless as a useless hikki. Watching anime gave me inspiration to improve myself so I could inprove my situation

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 12:01

>>54
useless?
i assume you weren't reading your daily SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 12:10

>>50
You're single, aren't you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 12:21

Oh God, why did I write this.
Because that was awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 13:07

>>53

but you can touch 3D women. I mean I wouldnt even consider changing if I could buy a functioning sex robot. No, dolls are not the same, I know - I tried don't even say nothing jerkfaces

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 13:30

>>58
Nahhh

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 14:32

>>58
Your secret is safe with Anon. Never you fear, hahahahahahahahah

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 17:08

If I master the spirit of the computer using the purple book and sepples will everything be allright?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 4:57

>>61

using sepples to escape reality. now you have 2 problems.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 5:01

>>61
I conjure the spirits of my computer using C++

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 5:45

>>63

and how are they? the spirits I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 5:51

>>1
I am moderately attractive, and I have self-confidence, so if a girl approaches me, I don't crumble apart. I am also very hygienic, and I get a lot of comments on how nice I smell. I have gotten comments from at least two different women that I look a tad like Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chilly Peppers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 5:55

>>65

DAWWwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 9:48

>>65
No, you don't.  And it's "Chili".

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 10:07

>>65
No, you do. And it's "Spice Girls"

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 14:41

/prog/ is still living in the nineties. Spice Girls? RHCP?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 14:43

Anthony Kiedis is 47 years old now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 14:55

>>69
Implying /prog/ has caught up to the 90's
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 15:16

>>71
using:
Implying

Not formatting board name correctly

I lol'd

Back to /g/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 1:53

>>72
Kenneth detected
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