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Round table on Enterprise readiness

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 23:09

It has come to my attention recently, that many pieces of software we use every day are not Enterprise Ready™. We must discuss ways in which we can remedy this situation. The format of this discussion is:
1. A person suggests a way to make the previous persons software suggestion Enterprise Ready™.
2. A person then suggests a piece of software that isn't Enterprise Ready™.

I will go first, INSTANT.EXE

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 23:49

INSTANT.EXE.PRO, problem solved.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 23:51

>>1
I don't understand what “the previous person's software” would be in relation to your post, nor how INSTANT.EXE would make it Ready™.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 23:52

INSTANT.EXE -> INSTANT.JAVA

Ready™

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 23:58

>>3
It might be because you are stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 0:07

>>5
s/stupid/not Enterprise Ready™/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 0:29

>>5
Apparently you are unable to execute the simplest of algorithms.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 0:47

Microsoft Notepad.  It's not enterprise ready.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 0:49

>>8
It's twice as Enterprise Ready as The Anonix Timesharing System, which will sadly never meet the exhaustive requirements of the Enterprise

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 4:44

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 13:33

that's cool and all, but check my doubles over there

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 14:24

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