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Java Script Engine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 1:54

I need a free Java Script engine to use, suggest me one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 1:56

Requesting a ban on OP, due to possible retard-leakage. May contaminate area.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 2:06

>>2
Too late, I'm compelled to make a suggestion. I'd go with... Rhino.

Its too late for me. RUN

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 2:08

CLISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 2:08

www.opera.com

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 2:12

2-chan here, I've changed my mind. I think I will begin learning Javascript, as soon as I finish making a tinfoil hat and eating my left shoe. Then I might be able to aid you by making an engine suggestion of my own.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 2:42

Anussort time!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 2:45

Write one in C#, and make it free (2-clause BSD or MIT or some other equivalent license).

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 5:47

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JavaScript_engine

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 8:23

V8 is invincible speed-wise (despite Mozilla's self-delusions) and has a BSD license.

The choice is obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 8:53

>>10
Can you source the claim that anyone at Mozilla thinks tracemonkey is better than V8? The impression I get is they all agree V8 is much better, but simply avoid cognitive dissonance about their wasted effort by some kid of "but Google is a corporation and they paid for it" mind set.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 16:39

>>11
V8 is kind of... Danish, though. Like, the team lead's name is ``Lars'' kind of Danish. Now I like Danish pastries as much as the next guy, but would you really use a virtual machine written by a Dane?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 21:50

>>12
This is what Mozilla actually believes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 22:38

>>10
Too bad V8 only runs on toy processors.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 23:38

>>14
x86 and ARM?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 0:47

>>15
Exactly, who runs shitty architectures like those. You can't get any serious work done with them

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 8:18

>>15
Purely fictional academic curiosities.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 11:20

>>16
I'm game. Suggest a couple of non-toy processors.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 11:38

>>18
MIPS and POWER architectures.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 13:36

Mozilla's Nanojit isn't exactly the most cross-platform thing in the world either. Moreover, it was written by Adobe, and with Adobe I actually mean Macromedia. I'd take Danish over that shit any day of the week.

>>19
Nice dead architectures you've got there. How's that Sony PSP running?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 14:43

>>20
You really don't seem to understand this whole 'being trolled' thing, do you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 15:48

>>21
You really don't seem to understand this whole 'being meta-trolled' thing, do you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 16:08

>>22
You really don't seem to understand this whole 'being meta-meta-trolled' thing, do you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 16:45

>>23
You really seem to understand exponential trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 17:05

>>24
Anon does his best also his meta and his exponential best too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 21:40

is there anything that actually uses V8 on ARM? last time i checked chromium was still x86-only and extremely unstable on anything non-windows...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 22:23

Nobody cares about ARM.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 17:02

>>27
more people care about ARM than MIPS, ALPHA, and POWER combined.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 17:04

>>28
Zero plus zero is still zero. Nobody cares about ARM.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 17:11

>>29

As of 2007, about 98 percent of the more than a billion mobile phones sold each year use at least one ARM processor.[3] As of 2009, ARM processors account for approximately 90% of all embedded 32-bit RISC processors. ARM processors are used extensively in consumer electronics, including PDAs, mobile phones, iPods and other digital media and music players, hand-held game consoles, calculators and computer peripherals such as hard drives and routers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 17:16

>>30
As of 2007
Old. Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 17:23

>>26
V8 (by way of Chromium) runs just fine on Linux/Macs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 17:24

>>32
i just tried it on my linux machine and it didn't run at all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 17:50

>>33
I say the same thing every day! !!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 19:05

Oh, wait. "V8 Engine". Now I get it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 20:17

>>35
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 21:13

make-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 21:29

2.Mar.05--Guy Steele leads a small team of researchers in Burlington, Massachusetts, who are taking on an enormous challenge -- create a programming language better than Java.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:34

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